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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The only thing hard about me is scull, it's quite thick.Bit if any time you want to see if my squishy bits go hard, even if it's just for two minutes or soo, you'd be more than welcome.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:18,
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.... and yet, despite all I say, I _still_ manage to look you in the eye when we meet up.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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I still want to be a desirable woman you know!I *have* to have it both ways. I want to be respected for my intelligence, wit and humour but I also want to be a sex object.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:37,
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That's what I mean, despite all the decrepited thoughts I have of you dressed in a......puff ball meringue wedding dress, with huge puffed sleeves and a frilly neckline, and 25ft train....designed by David and Elizibeth Emmanual*. Despite the thoughts of you remembering when a Prawn Cocktail was served in an Avacardo for the first time and devowering it whole as the epicentre of gastric fassion, and it making me "Oh Gee Oh Gosh". Despite the thought of sitting with you in the conservatory (actually having a place with a conservatory in the first place) listening to Radio 4 and not saying anything, just being content (and a little bit ravinious)....
....I still manage to look you in the eye, when I see you.
* I'm still straight, I just googled "Princess Diana Wedding Dress".
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:50,
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Ah, thank you GonzI'll remember that.
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chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 18:19,
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