I also have an HILARIOUS tale to tell
I was round at a friend's last night, gaming. It did not go well. When I finally got some unexpected good luck with the dice I exclaimed "Fuck me! Shut up! Really?" and thought nothing more of my expectoration. A couple of minutes later I noticed my opponent was conspicuously silent. I asked why and he replied "I thought I'd pick one, and shutting up sounded easier"

Well, I laughed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:44, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Go on then.
Tell us the HILARIOUS tale.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:45, Reply)

Shan't
Make one up. Ooh, here's one! Bristol City are a really good football team
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

LIES ON THE INTERNET

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Are you coming to Ashton Gate when Florist visit?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

It's a long fucking way mate
However Ms Foxtrot's sister lives there, as I may have mentioned, so if it's not a midweek evening match maybe I could attempt to coerce a visit out of the missus
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

About half a dozen of my mates did Norwich away this season.
It was on a Monday night, and the game was shown on Sky.

Why would anyone bother?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

That's dedication
Or insanity. Pick one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

It's dedication.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

That's what you need.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

lungcancer lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Back when you could smoke in pubs
It was quite common place for someone to offer the tabs around, with refusal of a smoke usually announced with 'Nah, you're alright, I'll just have a Roy'

Passive lols.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:01, Reply)

If you wanna be a .....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

corpse with a rusty trumpet

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:05, Reply)

That is so cruel
Good job it is really funny.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:11, Reply)

I was GLESSing on that one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Going to Norwich?
You should watch Manchester United they are much better and therefore i can conclude better to watch
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Leave The Internet

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

morning

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Hello mate
I can barely sit still, I don't know about you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Good reaming last night?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Average
Needed more lube
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

When does the hilarious tale start?
I don't want to miss that, for sure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:48, Reply)

I'm sure this is like the trailers before the film
*eats popcorn*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

GAYming more like.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

I'll click this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:51, Reply)

Dice?
I hope it was Liars Dice, not D&D.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:52, Reply)

Can you not afford an X-Box?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

I've got an Xbox
I was going OLD SKOOL
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

What use would one of those be?
They don't have electricity in Norfolk 'yet'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

Just the spark they get when they hold hands with their siblings

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

*click*
Excellent work
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)