In the sticks
Car
Depends which one I take
No
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hello gorgeous.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Hello yourself!
How's life?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Moderate, thank you.
How's life in the countryside?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Fecund
And the city?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I like that word
But I like you more.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

I've decided to start calling you Klaus.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Kinsky?
Or Santa?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Barbie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

I was always a Sindy girl myself.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Me too!
Sindy rocked! Now she just looks like a cheap Barbie knock-off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

You're right
The original Sindy was ace. My first one had a cool mini fur coat with a Russian style hat to match. She looked like a 1960s model - Jean Shrimpton I think.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

May I ask why?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

The butcher of Lyons.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I can't see what I've done to be likened to a war criminal
My torture and murder counts are nowhere near his top score.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

This is very witty
And I'm assuming refers to Rory.
What did you do Labs? Puncture him with your massive mohawk?
I'd pay to see that.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Yeah, my massive 'mohawk'
I bet you'd pay to see that, you pervert.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:08, Reply)

*winks*
*trigger fingers*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

It refers to Lab smashing both his legs in by running into a barbecue, or 'barbie'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Only one leg, but both tib and fib
And I'm in a good mood today, so I won't post a certain picture...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:13, Reply)

go arn, go arn, go arn, go arn

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

A picture?
I'm intrigued....
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It makes Monty shit himself
Even this vague description is probably making him sweat and look around nervously.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Please....don't do it.....

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Does it make you both sweat?
*pervs*
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Profusely.


But the sweat is stone cold. Cold, like the eyes of a KILLER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Well, that's stopped me from feeling frisky

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

And now I'll not feel frisky whenever there's a full moon

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Foetid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

That's a good word too
After the fecundity it all goes foetid.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Enough of this tomfoolery
I must get up and do some work. Or drink coffee.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

So why, pray tell
are you still lounging in bed surrounded by cats? Hmmm?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's nearly an hour since you said you were getting up
Why are you still lying there?
You have to be in town in three hours. At this rate you'll be late.
Slattern.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

And don't use comfort as an excuse
They're cats; you're not.
Get your lazy arse out.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)