Alright, Aggers?
Telling any lies on the internet today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He told me that he's not an transvestite emo earlier

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:19, Reply)

'Jackie Chan wants what?'
I love Kenny Senior in Phoenix nights. He's the patron saint of internet liars, you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I believe Jackie Chan wanted the tins of paint.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Chuck Norris wanted woodchip wallpaper.
Genius.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

"Ever smelt burning flesh, son?"
"Yeah."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:44, Reply)

No, Neil and my brother sat me down, and said I can't talk about them anymore
After Neil was terrified by someone running up to him in the street, screaming "I know who you are" in his face.

He nearly had a fucking 'art attack.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Hahahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)