I've tried almost everything.
Bath, wind-down, doing nothing, lying trying to get to sleep for hours at a time, reading, exercising, eating differently, caffeine, no caffeine, relaxation/hypnosis/meditation MP3s, listening to music, radio, whatever, TV, movies, newspapers, magazines, Where's fucking Wally, getting stressed about it, not getting stressed about it, the whole lot. Now I'm getting stressed about it again. I seriously do not function well when I'm feeling tired, I've spent much of the past three years getting the full amount of sleep I need and feeling fucking fantastic. I feel like a goddamn zombie most of the time now.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Heroin is your friend.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I thought asking for sleeping tablets was a big step.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

In all seriousness they're probably worse for you than heroin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Yeh, cos heroin is like a natural drug from plants and sleeping pills are full of chemicals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Have you seen the side effects of Zopiclone?
Instant zombie
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I dunno, I used it for a fortnight a few years back and it worked wonders.
Only took five minutes to shake-off the fuzziness.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I've seen it have some nasty side effects yo

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I don't no anyone who is highly medicated irl
all my friends are stable
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Your friends are horses lol

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)

I like horses...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Yes, it's easy to accidentally overdose on sleeping pills.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Barbiturate overdose is a factor in nearly one-third of all reported drug-related deaths.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

My cousin died of a heroin overdose.
I know this doesn't make you wrong, I'm just letting you know why I feel like I do about the drug.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Can you get yourself signed off and spend a week sleeping whenever you feel like it, like, even in the day...
.. and then evening it out the second and thir week?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

No work, no pay :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

see gaz

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Much running will sort you out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Hmm I've not been walking anywhere near as much as I used to, my motivation has dropped right off since I started getting so tired.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

That's your issue
I always sleep better when I've been to the gym as my body is all tired out.

use sleeping as your motivation!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

This has crossed my mind a number of times in honesty
and you're probably right. I should get my arse out of the door. It just feels so comfortable using it for its rightful purpose.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

AND THAT'S NOT BUMMING

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

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( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

rim jobs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)