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Fuck this shitWhat the internet needs to know is not IP v6 addresses, it is LUNCH (baby!)
What delights do you have in store? I have just nommed two mini pork pies, some nice chedder, a slice of granary, pickled onions and Branston pickle
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Anyone doing anything nice this weekend? My Mam is busy, sorry.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:23,
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Ain't got time for lunch.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:26,
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Gary.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:10,
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Cape town and then on safari for a few days. Its going to be great!
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*jealouses*Slightly trumps Featherstone
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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So goody!I used to like that. But then, I'm a nosy cow and it involved one of my favourite pastimes, ie rooting through stuff
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:38,
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I can't remember that much about On SafariOther than most episodes ended with 'Say goodbye woman who became Kathy Beale in EastEnders' and she'd reply with 'Goodbye woman who became Kathhy Beale in EastEnders'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:40,
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They had a catchphrase - trying to be ITV's answer to CrackerjackIt went: Safari! So Goody!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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Obviously I remember the Safari! So Goody! catchprase.But aside from that, very little.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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I think there was a set full of assorted gubbinsand the kids had to root through it all to find 'tokens' or something.
It was replaced by Fun House, I think.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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according to wikipedia, nobut he did open a home for autistics in Stockport, which is nice
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Oh is it B3th's husband's birthday?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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Patatas BravasI made it myself but put it in the container hot so when I opened it it splashed on my shirt, now I look like some sort of retard who can't eat without a bib.
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I love patatas bravas!Well done that man - on the food, not the spazzing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:35,
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I forgot about the expansion of gases due to increasing temperature.What a fool.
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Kitty, I suspect.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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Kitty O'haraor Kitty the Shitehawk now a days.
"we can't all be dipped in bastard paint like you" was what she said.
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How you've survived this long is a mystery to me, frankly.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:41,
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Care in the community, innit?I really need to eat something proper. My head is all light and I'm spazzing like a good'un. You wouldn't believe how many typos I've just had to correct.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:44,
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I had a banana about an hour agoand now I'm nomming some oatcakes. This is the start of me trying to be healthy and lose that pesky stone that seems to have found me recently.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:37,
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If you could lose mine while you're about it I'll surrender my army of winged monkeys to your commandMy back aches like fuck after yesterday's run. My BACK. What's that about?
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You know what they sayIt's better to give than to receive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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DependsThis one bloke had an anus like a wind tunnel. Complete waste of time and effort
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I have ambrosia custard.Who the fuck gets tonsillitis at 20?!
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:41,
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I did.Well, maybe I was 18. I did, however, lose about a stone in weight, although was a point in time when losing a stone in weight was not a good look for me.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:43,
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back in 1837?AT least you had some crayons to keep yourself amused
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:45,
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Please kindly piss off.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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I could do with losing that. And a lot more. But I have an essay and exams, so if I don't get better, I'm fucked.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:46,
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How can you even say that?What is wrong with you? Please feel free to not provide a list.
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Conclusion: Darth loves Dick more than Quim(sy)(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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No, they're both shit, along with Midsummer Murders, I can't stand them. And Pirot. I can't stand these detective shows that are only on ITV and Alibi and Watch, based in some small backwards village in the middle of england.
I swear, if those thing were real, they'd band village faits.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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WTF is quinsy?Do you turn into a pathologist?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:50,
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I imagine it as a cross between a quim and a mimsyThis amuses me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:52,
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It's a fruit that has slightly fallen out of fashion. It makes lovely jelly.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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VALIDATIONBlessed validation..... *spunks*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:04,
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I did at 35.I ignored it because I had an immovable work deadline, and consequently developed a peritonsular abscess which eventually reduced my airway to 10% and thus nearly killed me. I had two large syringes of pus drawn out of it, and before this happened my vocal cords were severely distorted so I talked like Donald Duck.
What? That isn't funny.
Oh yeah also, when I'd recovered I got bollocked because I'd made some mistakes in the work that I did whilst I was dying.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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Did you know his middle name was Fauntleroy?Donald Duck, that is, not Monty.
PUB QUIZ TRUFAX!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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Apparently if you apply cock to the inflamed area it'll sort you out a treat.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:58,
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Yeah', I forgot the racial scope of this place.Or are you implying she has a big gob?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:00,
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No I was making a joke about having a small penis and assuming everyone else does.I don't have a small penis by the way gonz, I think it's important you know that.
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Mine's proportional to my mental age.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:05,
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I have leftover chicken fricasseewhich I'm going to microwave. I'm a bit peeved that I forgot the tabasco though, I was going to pep it up a bit.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:42,
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If only our office was furnished with such rare spicesthe only salt is in little sachets with KFC or McDonalds logos from less culinary colleagues.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:57,
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I was hoping to get desk tabasco(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Pub lunchI was asked by two separate people if I fancied a beer & burger lunch. I chose the girl.
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You'll notice that of the two of you posting the same thing, I replied to the girl firstTHEREBY REINFORCING MY POINT
/protests too much
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Unless she is Lolo Ferrarithis is highly unlikely.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:55,
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Due to the logistical difficulty of the most preferable method of resolving this - paddling pool, jelly -I have an alternative suggestion
*produces tape measure*
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+ to turn down in favour of toilet action with "big dave"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:51,
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Chicken tikka masala and chapati.Goooooood stuff. I'm fucking hideously tired today and the doctor refused me sleeping pills, damn her beautiful Spanish face.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:53,
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You should thank your doctor. Sleeping pills are bad news.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:02,
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Just dont sleeplike me. You get to read more and watch more TV
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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I generally feel fucking shite during the day now, thanks to lack of sleep.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:07,
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mehI seem to have got used to it. How long do you sleep?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:09,
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For the past fifteen years, eight hours has been enough to sort me out.Since October my sleep's been all over the place and now, regardless of what time I go to sleep, I'm consistently waking at 3.30-4am and not being able to get back to sleep.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:15,
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If that happens to me (often)I just get up and read a book for a while, or watch some TV. I have found through years and years that getting narked by it is the worst thing you can do
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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I've tried almost everything.Bath, wind-down, doing nothing, lying trying to get to sleep for hours at a time, reading, exercising, eating differently, caffeine, no caffeine, relaxation/hypnosis/meditation MP3s, listening to music, radio, whatever, TV, movies, newspapers, magazines, Where's fucking Wally, getting stressed about it, not getting stressed about it, the whole lot. Now I'm getting stressed about it again. I seriously do not function well when I'm feeling tired, I've spent much of the past three years getting the full amount of sleep I need and feeling fucking fantastic. I feel like a goddamn zombie most of the time now.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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I thought asking for sleeping tablets was a big step.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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In all seriousness they're probably worse for you than heroin.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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Yeh, cos heroin is like a natural drug from plants and sleeping pills are full of chemicals(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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Have you seen the side effects of Zopiclone?Instant zombie
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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I dunno, I used it for a fortnight a few years back and it worked wonders.Only took five minutes to shake-off the fuzziness.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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I've seen it have some nasty side effects yo(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:34,
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I don't no anyone who is highly medicated irlall my friends are stable
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Yes, it's easy to accidentally overdose on sleeping pills.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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Barbiturate overdose is a factor in nearly one-third of all reported drug-related deaths. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:32,
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My cousin died of a heroin overdose.I know this doesn't make you wrong, I'm just letting you know why I feel like I do about the drug.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Can you get yourself signed off and spend a week sleeping whenever you feel like it, like, even in the day..... and then evening it out the second and thir week?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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No work, no pay :((
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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Hmm I've not been walking anywhere near as much as I used to, my motivation has dropped right off since I started getting so tired.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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That's your issueI always sleep better when I've been to the gym as my body is all tired out.
use sleeping as your motivation!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:26,
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This has crossed my mind a number of times in honestyand you're probably right. I should get my arse out of the door. It just feels so comfortable using it for its rightful purpose.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:28,
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AND THAT'S NOT BUMMING(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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You should go to a local park and have a wank.Works for me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:21,
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I am really upset at the lack of comment on my Darth-ism regarding Diagnosis Murder(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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I was a touch frustratedbut she knows her stuff.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:07,
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I've never tried one that works, but anxiety pills will do the job(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:12,
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A lot of us seem to meet at these Sam Smith pubs....www.guardian.co.uk/uk/blog/2011/apr/15/kissing-in-public-live-blog
They chucked out some gaylords for giving each other a peek on the cheek so now the gaylords have decided to hold an impromptu snogging bash at the pub. lol, I fucking love the gays.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:03,
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I would have gone to that thingbut they don't want them to make any money so you have to order tapwater. I'm not a tapwater kinda guy.
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There's got to be some bi women in there who's turned up in odd numbers.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:06,
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I thought The Proclaimers were brothers not lovers.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:08,
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That article contains without doubt the most dismal journalism I have encountered in AGES:"We went to Fire and Stone, near Covent Garden, and both had pizzas," he said, adding that he could not remember what toppings they selected.
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:14,
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Ha ha ha, I thought that as wellThe Guardian is treating them like their pet gays.
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Plus, typical gaylords.'Let's all go down there and REALLY SHOW THEM!!!'
'YEAAAH'
I bet they have a dance-off against the bar staff.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:16,
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The collective power of a group of gays in a pub.Or a 'Fruit Machine' as they should be known.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:17,
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I like thisand have clicked accordingly
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:18,
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Hahaha, I wish I knew a gay gambler so I could call him that.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:23,
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If you don't rubber up, you're gambling with your lifephildephilols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:29,
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... stir in with pasta for a lovely sauce according to a profesional ex-respected chef.Who do you reckon have you lost respect for the most, Marco Pierre White with his Bernard Mathews Turkey, or [forgotten his name for some reason, from the philli adverts]
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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Marco all the wayThe other one was on loads of shit cooking shows anyway
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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Never respected the philli guy, he was a ready, steady, cook kind of cook(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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I could imagine him actually using Phillibut not Marco using jelly stock pots
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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marco was rude about my car once, bastard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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To be fair, you do have a pink Trabant.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Actually i have a blue/purple Polo/bellend(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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Those stock pots are actually very good, I doubt he'd use them in his resturant but he would in his home... ditto for the concentrate.But I can't see him using "Turkey Ham" that he seems to have done on his latest lot.
Philli for something like a Cheesecake is good, but as an alternative to Mask-a-pony or cream? No.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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[to both of you]I don't think there is anything wrong with being a "TV Cook", sure, they've not made their proffesion feeding lots of people, but I think of them as teachers. Where as the likes of Jamie Oliver does both; teach _and_ do it as a job. The phili guy* and Harriot are teachers, like a lecturer in a way who hasn't had any industrial experiance.
* I thought he had a Star at one point though, but I could be wrong.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:45,
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I think he's a brilliant entertainer.Really really nice guy too, I went to see CCWC about 8 years ago and I walked pass him and told him I love the show and it's taught me a lot, and he took time out to chat with me.
Big hands though, WINK.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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I think he's like a bellowing, sweaty malteser and I wish he'd hurry up and die.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:50,
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Is that like 'tennis elbow'?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:53,
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Harriott isn't even a trained cook, let alone chef.He's a failed comedian. I'd like to force 4kg of 'susie salt' down his fucking cakehole, then say 'Awooga' to him as he choked to death.
Then I'd smash his skull in with a bottle of 'Covoooonia'.
CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48,
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Yeh', but you've got to love this...
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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My brother sent that to me genuinely believing it was real.I had to explain what photoshop was.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58,
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*facepalms*I mean, everyone knows that Ainsley isn't really that colour, right?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:06,
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Marco Pierre White is a disgraceful whore.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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because he'll suck you off for a fiver and a jelly stock pot(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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From being the youngest over holder of 3 Michelin starsto endorsing fucking anything at all in return for money - the man is a disgrace to himself.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:49,
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+ down on Darth until he shoots his boy batter over my moobs and shits himself with pleasure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:27,
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Haha!Giggling like a mong on nitrous
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Haha, b3ta's own secret lathorio worming in the "I'm Gay" ruiteen into girl's knickers.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:31,
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Like the freemasions "We're not a secret society, we're a society of secrets".Whatever it is though, you're good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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Oh dear:'The homophobic are just frightened of their true desire... to be with a human of the same sex. They are just frightened that their homophobic friends will disown them... well they actually wish to have sex with them...'
Yes, that's right, everyone's gay. They just won't admit it.
Well done you retarded bender.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:30,
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That has actually been backed up by a few relativly small studies.Aggressive homophobia does have a link to repressed benderism.
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BREAKING: Kiss couple will go on a second date, I've been told. More shortly.
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WHICH TOPPINGS WILL THEY HAVE??????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:35,
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Maybe they'll die from exhaustion during the dance-off.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:37,
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ham and pineappleofficial pizza of the gays
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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chicken and meatballcock & ball
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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Not much this weekend, I'm saving myself for the next one.Greg Wilson at The Horatia on Thursday, pub all day in Blackheath on the Friday and then Wolves away Saturday. Whilst the football will be shit with the latter, and I really can't be arsed watching us lose, I'm really looking forward to seeing people I haven't seen in yonks.
The girl I used to live with last year is coming down tomorrow for a few days though, will be good taking her out and about.
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The girl I used to live with last year is coming down tomorrow for a few days though.....How much Ketamine did she do?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:20,
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The square root of bugger all. She loves coke on a Monty-esque scale though, the massive wrong'un.
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A friend of mine is obsessed with Greg Wilson.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:25,
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For me it's a classic case of loving what he does but having absolutely no idea what any of it is. I just turn up and dance like a twat. My mates' are doing a set before him which is the main reason I'm going.
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On Holloway Road. Tickets are still knocking about I think, only six quid. I'll need to find an afterparty until the tubes start running again or I'm friar tucked.
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What is it with the spread of Jeffism ?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:36,
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Is that a minor Islamic mystic sect?I'm thinking of Sufism.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:38,
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The corrupting influence of Jeffism runs far deeper(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:40,
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Surely this entire websiteexists for shit jokes, memes and all that jazz?
What else is it for?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:39,
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I forgot about the bullying(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:41,
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I appear to have forgotten MAGGOT(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:44,
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It's been a bit slow today though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:42,
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Its last day Friday innitToys and games today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:43,
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What?I have not heard of this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:46,
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Behave.You've never heard of having a mufti?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mufti_(dress)
Everyone has heard of the mufti surely!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:47,
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It wasn't the name for it in Winchester,we called it a 'non-uniform day', crazy wildcats that we were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:52,
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Woah, dig this shit we had 'own clothes day'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:55,
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*shakes head at the wackiness of it all*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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That was a c-razy school, must be where Christian got his enormous wit and charm from(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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Don't mention that gigantic anus again, please.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:56,
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In our school tooas we were not wearing uniform
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:05,
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