Harriott isn't even a trained cook, let alone chef.
He's a failed comedian. I'd like to force 4kg of 'susie salt' down his fucking cakehole, then say 'Awooga' to him as he choked to death.

Then I'd smash his skull in with a bottle of 'Covoooonia'.

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Yeh', but you've got to love this...

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

My brother sent that to me genuinely believing it was real.
I had to explain what photoshop was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

*facepalms*
I mean, everyone knows that Ainsley isn't really that colour, right?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 15 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)

I can tell by the pixles.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)