We are about to drink booze.

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:26, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm not allowed any today.
When I'm seeing my child I'm not allowed even a single beer.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

Something good will happen one day, Monters.

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Maybe this Sunday when I have my 'meeting'*

Maybe not.


*nosey house inspection by someone I swore I'd never let in my house again
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Don't lose heart. It's worth the battle.

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

That's the one thing I am certain of.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

She'll leave a little bag of drugs and then "find" it. Thus declaring you unfit.
Call her bluff by leaving loads of drugs around.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

around up your nose.
( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

My house is spotless in anticipation.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Where?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:27, Reply)

There, on the stair.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

With that mouse?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Is that a mouse?

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

It seems to be wearing some kind of tradtional Dutch footwear!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

WTF is he doing?

( thealternativefact, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

Probably smoking drugs and watching porn
like all dutch people.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

The likes me and you aren't invited.
I don't know what we did that was so wrong, I don't know what our people did that was so wrong, I don't know what the innocent children of the future yet to be born in a world gone wrong has done wrong.... but never the less, we ain't invited.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Unless it's a bus ride away from Brixton station, in which case I know exactly why I'm not invited.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

She be getting her freak on and doing the nasty.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Because you refuse to demean yourself by getting on a bus?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

It's not the bus I object too, I got on one today, use them most weeks.
But lol, yeah', that's it. I've only been to Brixton once, I was 13 and going on a failed telly show which was a technology quiz thing. I won 10 PC Video games and it took them 6 months deliver FF7, the only game that arrived.... I've been shit-scared of brixton ever since.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Where I got the impression that I can't be stabbed on the tube but am guarntied to get stabbed on a night/brixton/wood-green bus.... I have no idea.
But please god don't pop that bobble that I could still be stabbed on the tube or I'll never leave N14.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)