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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:27, 86 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
crack

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:28, Reply)
It better fucking not be, I've got at least five hours sleep to try and get in yet.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 20:48, Reply)
I can't remember ever seeing pink hair dye..
..and I can't find naga chillis anywhere. I think you have to know the right kind of people for these things.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)
pink hair dye can often be found
in 'alternative' shops/stalls on the market. When I was at uni (about 14 years ago) I had turquoise blue streaks in my hair. I kind of want to do it again, but I'd look like a dick
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I used to dye my hair a lot..
Turquoise blue sounds pretty cool to me. I revert to a blonde mohawk every couple of years and I'm a seriously boring old fart, so I say fill your boots. The only people that'll think you look like a dick are people that aren't you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:14, Reply)
yeah, but all my students will think I'm trying to be cool
and I am studiously not cool in all things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:19, Reply)
dye and perm it
thats rebellious and not cool
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)
tempting...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:23, Reply)
and then post a pic

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:45, Reply)
one for later...

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Crunchy. The Uni Years.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)
that's the second time you have posted
a picture of her and claimed it to be me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)
nice how the ring and the earrings match...

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
This isn't the first time you've mentioned having turquoise hair.
(I don't really think it's you though Captain. How could I know if you'd use your left or right hand to hold the telephone)
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)
but that's not turquoise, it's blue!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:35, Reply)
Now you're just splitting hairs...
*And we're off, the Sunday night pun down is underway*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)
i think my comment was
combpletely relevent
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:39, Reply)
You're just trying to brush over the real issue.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:41, Reply)
you were dyeing to say that

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:44, Reply)
I like how these replies are layered.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)
then you shouldn't nit-pick

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm well conditioned though.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:49, Reply)
but it's not all cut and dried

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
We've done well finding news puns.
I feared it might be a case of rinse and repeat.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I spend so much time
PERMenantly looking for new puns
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
You need better puns.
Else you'll get the hairdryer treatment.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:58, Reply)
sorry, I think I had a close shave with it there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I thought you were all set to quit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I did curler one off earlier, yes.
Oh, you said "quit"...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
yeah
and pigtails might fly
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
These puns show a distinct lacquer class.
And I've just shown my age by using the word lacquer when referring to hairspray.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
Bryl.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:54, Reply)
It was head and shoulders above any of yours, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I need a second opinion on that. I'll ask my Irish hairdresser friend, Tim O'Taye

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
In fact
I'd give it pantene out of ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:56, Reply)
ten out of ten?!?!?
Do you think you're worth it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:57, Reply)
Yes.
I think it gelled quite nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 21:59, Reply)
I thought it was a load of
ponytail
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
No need to be so wax lyrical about it.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:00, Reply)
we've become all bunched up on the right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:02, Reply)
We've gone to the Wahl.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:03, Reply)
^ Fantastic DG.
You win the Internet.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:05, Reply)
I was worried it might be too subtle.
I though t I might have to illustrate it with some clipper art.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)
we should therefore stop
but I can't stand the thought of parting
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)
We could flick over to the left

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:06, Reply)
It's as tight as a Ducks Arse over here.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:07, Reply)
We should bouffant over to the right.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
should I start over here
with some bald statement?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I think I'm spent.
Hair today, gone tomorrow, that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:10, Reply)
That was quiff!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Is this what is referred to as a comb over?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:11, Reply)
I reckon in about half a dozen replied, we'll have another centre parting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:12, Reply)
then we'll end up on the fringe

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)
Well lets just give the dice afro and see what happens,.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)
We'll probably end up in Barnett.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:15, Reply)
And living in a wigwam.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Although it might have a nice rug.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
a wig wam or a toupee?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Like a little holiday?
Well, 'something for the weekend' anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I cannot condom that sort of comment, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
I thought we were Mates.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
a good friendship can
endurex anything
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Despite being ribbed constantly.
I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I'm just ribbing you, Jeff.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:19, Reply)
Looks like we just came together.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:20, Reply)
Pfffft!
You're a complete prophylactic.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Better to be safe than sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:22, Reply)
I had to take some painkillers earlier today, Jeff.
A "morning after" pill, if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:23, Reply)
Did you get fucked last night?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:24, Reply)
Metaphorically speaking, yes.
I swallowed several litres of sticky fluid, and ended up a bit buggered.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Did you wake up with a few soft-cells

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)
No, just an unrelenting pounding.
I think I'm heading off for a bit. I may be back.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:28, Reply)
he should have laid
down the groundrules
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:26, Reply)
Or at least had some food and laid some foundations.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:27, Reply)

I'll be beperoxide myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:13, Reply)
That was shit, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:14, Reply)
well at least it was you making that
barbered response
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Cut it out.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
Ooh, cutting!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:18, Reply)
well that killed that off

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:34, Reply)
Why not start a nice new thread?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:35, Reply)
don't want to
there are more than enough started by me on the main page already
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)
Oww, go on.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:36, Reply)
no, your go!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:37, Reply)
Okay.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:38, Reply)

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