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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Okay.
Should Crunchy give up on men and get some rodents instead?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:39, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
not even a pretend question?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:39, Reply)
great thread, Jeff
or are you miming your replies?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:48, Reply)
Well you ask a question then!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:53, Reply)
but it'll only be either something mopey and emo about being unloved
or about whether my plan to get guinea pigs is a good idea and since they are both egotistical crap no one will care
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)
We'll find out shortly.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:00, Reply)
conclusive proof that I am right

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:10, Reply)
Well, I don't know
Are we talking Richard Gere type rodents?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:11, Reply)
hell no
guinea pigs - you'd need a goatse like ass to get those in
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
I can doa cracking impression of a guinea pig

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:14, Reply)
you eat dandilion leaves?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
you know that cute squeaking noise they make?
I can do that. I can also do passable impressions of dogs and cats. And fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
do you perform on stage
it sounds like quite an act
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
depends how drunk I get.
Have you decided on names yet?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)
not yet
I'm still trying to work out if it's a terrible idea, I'm pretty sure it's not, but I have bad judgement in many things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:25, Reply)
But they're cute and cuddly
that's never a bad idea.

May I suggest 'B3ta' and '4chan'?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:27, Reply)
haha
definitely NOT 4chan. Poor thing!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:28, Reply)
Awww
I had two gerbils when I was a teenager. I called them Corbiere and Shergar.

Scooby & Shaggy?
Barry & Paul?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:31, Reply)
i've owned many hamsters, but two of them I called
Neutrino and Quark.

I like the idea of naming them after chucklebrothers, but I could never call a guinea pig paul or barry
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
Why don't you go ironic
and have 'Bubble' and 'Pepper', or 'Salt' and 'Squeak'?

Or Salt & Shake.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:41, Reply)
but the vet might not realise the irony!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:43, Reply)
Choose a more intelligent vet then.
Right - bed calls. Night Crunchy.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:48, Reply)
goodnight!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 17 Apr 2011, 23:50, Reply)
Guinea pigs are ace.
Itchy and Scratchy get my vote for names.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 0:44, Reply)

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