I have black thumbs.
Seriously, I'm shit at keeping plants alive. It's a wonder mr b3th is still going, to be honest.

However, I do love thi stime of year, mostly because it means I can venture outside without six layers on. There's a lot of blossom around in Weston, especially on the main road into town - it was obviously laid out as an avenue at one time, with lovely trees all the way along it. This is quite surprising, as the rest of Weston is a fucking dump.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Mr b3th is a plant?

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Are you implying your husband is a vegetable?
You are Anna Nicole Smith AICMFP.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I would say mind piss
but it was pretty much a leading statement
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Silly Wookie
I was implying that I was surprised my killing touch hadn't spread to my husband, consideringthat I occasionally cook for him.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Maybe that's where you're going wrong then
You can't cook for plants, you know. They like the whole water+air+sunlight combo.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Father Time will take care of that for you soon enough, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:48, Reply)

That's what I'm hoping
; )
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)