We have a bay bush outside our house that I don't even remember planting
The other weekend I chopped it back, because it had grown to halfway up my kitcvhen window. By the time I'd got it down to about three feet tall, I could actually see out of the window for the first time in a year.

It's not like I even use bay in cooking. I don't know where the fucker came from
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

stealth herbage.
Worrying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Are you _sure_ it's a Bay Plant and not a *whisper* Canabis */whisper* plant?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

If you don't know the difference between bay and cannabis
I've got some brilliant skunk you can have for only £25 a quarter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

*click*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

those sort of plants are pretty easily recognisable
because they fucking reek
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)