DF
When am I going to meet you? When are you going to go to a B3ta bash?

Alt: leftover chicken, vegetables and salad. I feel healthy, so I might have a digestive caramel biscuit in a minute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm not allowed to meet DF because he'll hurt me in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

He can't be that bad
Just keep your back to the wall.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

He'll probably drown me like he likes to do to his pets.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

In that case, you're allowed to meet him.
In fact, we insist.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

But let us know
when and where, so we can cheer up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I have a sensitive poetic soul and your words truely hurt me sometimes clendrix.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*accepts compliment*

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

See, hardest b3tan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Good thing poetry and spelling aren't at all related, eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Chancer or whatever his name was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I still donno who he is, but people used to call me him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Chaucer?
he's played by Paul Bettany in A Knight's Tale
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Clive Owen?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Hello gorgeous
I wish I could give you a definite answer to that. I'm determined to get to a bash this year, and was planning to go to BGB's but it coincides with a friend's wedding :-(

How are you today? Am about to dash off to lunch, so apologies if I'm incredibly slow to reply
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh, well
I'll have to keep waiting. I can't believe you prefer a wedding that BGB's party!

Enjoy your meal.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Unfortunately it's not a matter of preferring!
I do love a good wedding though

*gazes into middle distance and dreams of a world where I would dare to propose*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's ok
women are allowed to propose to men now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

wo +other

civilpartnershiplols
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)