What about a question?
I'm trying to think of something interesting, but can't. I'm too tired. So you can ask one person here one question, and he/she can reply and ask another question in return.

Alt: Lunch?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:39, 66 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

DF
When am I going to meet you? When are you going to go to a B3ta bash?

Alt: leftover chicken, vegetables and salad. I feel healthy, so I might have a digestive caramel biscuit in a minute.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not allowed to meet DF because he'll hurt me in real life.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

He can't be that bad
Just keep your back to the wall.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

He'll probably drown me like he likes to do to his pets.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

In that case, you're allowed to meet him.
In fact, we insist.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

But let us know
when and where, so we can cheer up.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

I have a sensitive poetic soul and your words truely hurt me sometimes clendrix.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

*accepts compliment*

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:52, Reply)

See, hardest b3tan.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Good thing poetry and spelling aren't at all related, eh?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

Chancer or whatever his name was.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I still donno who he is, but people used to call me him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

Chaucer?
he's played by Paul Bettany in A Knight's Tale
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Clive Owen?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Hello gorgeous
I wish I could give you a definite answer to that. I'm determined to get to a bash this year, and was planning to go to BGB's but it coincides with a friend's wedding :-(

How are you today? Am about to dash off to lunch, so apologies if I'm incredibly slow to reply
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Oh, well
I'll have to keep waiting. I can't believe you prefer a wedding that BGB's party!

Enjoy your meal.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:59, Reply)

Unfortunately it's not a matter of preferring!
I do love a good wedding though

*gazes into middle distance and dreams of a world where I would dare to propose*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

It's ok
women are allowed to propose to men now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

wo +other

civilpartnershiplols
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

I'd like to know why people feel the need to invent the most painfully obviously untrue stories and then insist that they are true.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Wotcher Wormers
I'm sure you can figure out an answer to that.
( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

INTERNET LAWYERMAN is back.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

I wish.
He would get to the bottom of this.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

I thought he was hibernating in your chin

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

I was just wondering where you were

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

Miss me?
I had to do some work and shit.

Missed out on a another bertdown though I hear.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

no
maybe a little

it didn't have time to get properly warmed up before he got banned again
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

They need to give him more time.
He still thought he was winning when he got hit with the hammer.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I've no idea
I just retain his services from time to time.
( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

You need to ask that question to someone
or are you asking it to yourself?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

For trolling?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 12:46, Reply)

Hang on, are you saying that Monty has been trolling me?

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

he could be trolling himself

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:05, Reply)

that is very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

It's a good drawing as well
very clear.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

bigger please.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I didn't realise it was that big, I just copied the url from the google preview.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Please add ..... height="400" .... to the image tag.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Who knows?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

I'm surprised that you feel so much loyalty and affection for this care-home for the terminally indulged.

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

I'm just here for the chicks.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

Bit of a waste of time, surely?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yeah.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Are any of them even single anymore?
It's all talk of marriages and engagements and babies on here now.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

I have no idea, I haven't updated my spreadsheet for a while.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Yeah, I find it rather dull, too.

( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

Even Applebite has a booooyfrieeeend.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

The welsh don't count.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)

denial changes nothing

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

Normally you're right,
but when you're rejected in favour of one I think they probably do.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)

I was rejected way before he turned up thank you very much.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FD8ljNobUys
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

Alt: pimp-head on toast for me.
Nom nom nom
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:02, Reply)

I prefer my pimpheads half-baked

( WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:03, Reply)

pimp-head?
How do you cook that?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:04, Reply)

Slow-cooker.
There's no need to rush the dish - the police won't come looking, after all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:06, Reply)

You just need a really big pan
to make sure there's room for the hat.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:07, Reply)

I bet that chutney would go well with pimphat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I STOLE SOME OF THAT YESTERDAY!

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:09, Reply)

WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT?
Actually, fair trade for feeding me a whole sheep.

Great seats etc etc.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Yum

( thealternativefact, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)

The diamonds in the teeth can fuck up your non-stick quick-smart. Bit of a tip here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)

Luckily cubic zirconia doesn't do much damage
so if you've gone for a cheaper one chances are you'll be fine.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)

This one's a northerner - they're probably bits of Bacofoil stuck on with Cow Gum.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)