I have discovered the secret of making /OT immesurably better
Most of you will already know what this is, looking at it from my perspective. Anyone else can find out for the small introductory price of just one invaluable antique samurai sword
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, 4 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'll give you a peck on the cheek and a reach around?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Done
Sorry, we haven't met. This doesn't affect my decision in the slightest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Ha, it's me Bobby!! you big queen.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

Oh that's even better, I'm relatively sure you don't have the bad AIDS
Bum away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

my mate Darrell slept with two girls last weekend, didn't bag up either time and then his missus came down
to stay this weekend. I so hope he has the clap or something. His excuse when we were chatting about was 'I just like coming in girls'. Classy.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

what a twat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

He is a new friend, plays football with another friend and has moved into his spare room.
He was on deal or no deal recently and was the second person ever to win zero.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

TV Quiz show superiority lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

Time for a new mate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I hope his cock rots off and his balls swell to the size of rugby balls.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

I'm going to link him to this page. Good work Noel.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)

I'm all heart.
/ac
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

That man is exactly the sort of person we all wish we could be like

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)

...except you can't because you have sex with men?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

That was crap
I'm not even in a good enough mood to indulge you. That was crap.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

like balls deep in
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

you've undone all the good work you did during that time when you didn't post though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

No amount of good work can ever undo the blight upon B3ta, and indeed Britain, that I have created.
We both know this to be true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

you are correct

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

I usually am

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

in this instance you are correct stating that you are shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

everyone is good at something, apparently.
I will be flying the kite in Puttsborough over Easter if you are around at all.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)

chances are I will be having a surf at some point
but will be with a posse and don't know where we will be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

well if you see a huge bear man flying a massive black kite, odds are its me.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

well, if you see a guy with a pointy beard and a bright green and yellow longboard
it'll be me
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

this is where I go and chat to strangers at the beach.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

as long as you aren't just wearing speedos
or a mankini...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

I'm sure the other day
I read a post from you saying you were chilling with the mrs while the kids were upstairs. But I didn't think you had either a Mrs or Kids?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I was at an ex's house for the night, she has three kids now.
did you watch the game yesterday? season over officially now I think.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Totally over
Wenger is such a fucking tool. How can he whine about a penalty in the 8th minute of injury time, they should have been ahead by two goals byt that point so it shouldn't have mattered.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I know it's irritating to see him like that.
There needs to be some changes and a few established players brought in.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

I think there might need to be a new manager
Wenger appears to have lost the plot, we desperately need a central defender and a younger better keeper and a good striker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)

Guardiola would be nice.
He could bring some talent with him.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)

I don't know enough about football to have any suggestions
but there must be someone better out there. Although that said, the new UEFA rules about club solvency will probably benefit us quite a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

He's killed them - with a Samurai sword. You mark my words *taps nose*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Hello Monty.
How was your 'conflict' with Bert? He is an utter psycho.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

It was nowhere near as entertaining as the last one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Ah well it's inevitable he will be back for more.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

It may have already occurred *points up*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)

I can't see what you mean
but then I'm not privy to all posts any more *beams*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)

I rest my case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

He put me on ignore
don't pay him a penny.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

++Obligatory gay joke++
This duck sounds like you accidentally wandering in on the male changing rooms at Strictly Come Dancing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

No Flash on work PC
I appreciate the thought you've put into the jibe, however. I should be meeting Darren Bennett and James Jordan in July, and will happily recreate the noise I made for them whenever we meet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

HAHA!
It's like Kenneth Williams has been reincarnated as a duck!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)