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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So then, it has been suggested to (not by) me that offtopic is not very good.
Your thoughts on the matter?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:31, 277 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
That's why we're here all the time.
It's so shit we can't keep away.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I think I've seen this joke before.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Yeah', he is herppining that he can start it again.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
It's all right, for a messageboard.
Sometimes some stuff happens, people get offended. Sometimes nothing happens. Occasionally there's squid porn.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
This sounds oddly familiar.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
good for what?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
My uncle James Bond told me it's fucking great.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I heard that he laughed his head off at his own joke there.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Luckily the police weren't interested.


There.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I'm here for the chicks, and the chicks are here for my dicks.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)
You've got multiple penii?
Does your jew magic know no bounds?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
18 years ago? In Manchester? Beheaded?
www.truecrimelibrary.com/crime_series_show.php?series_number=11&id=1544
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)
That says machete, not samurai sword.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
to be pedantic it says the body was mutilated by machete
it doesn't specify how the head was cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Ah, WE know it's a samurai sword because of our unimpeachable source
but those who found the body wouldn't necessarily.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I didn't know rubbish chutes led to railway arches.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
I'm not insisting this is the very same incident
I merely present it for your perusal, in much the same way hosts of documentaries into the paranormal ask leading questions while presenting painfully thin evidence.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Not as painfully thin as the pimp must have been to fit down a rubbish chute.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)
One might also speculate
as that if this is not the case in question, why there is no mention of another headless body in Manchester in the same period.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
It'd be a fairly rubbish chute if it did!!!!!111LOLZORS!!!

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
that was before CSI: Miami, afterall

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
that makes me do a sad

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
What really pissed me off is that sometimes things go ON topic.
This is OFF topic. Can't people read.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
wait?
was that relevant? Is that a good thing?

*brain asplode*
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Send frisbee QC, he's much more fun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
He's busy stalking me at the moment.
Poorly, I might add.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
he is quite shit
and also very, very angry
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
He reminds me of a yorkshire terrier that needs castrating.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
that's because he's rubbish
he's not even in the top 3 most accomplished ultimate frisbee players I know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
ha ah ah
i assume the other two are a thamidolide child and the half ton man
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
unfortunately two of them at least are in really good shape
and play for great britain as well as the european club champion team
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Which is funny, really.
Dogs seem to really enjoy chasing a flying plastic disc. I guess they're too simple to worry about the fact that it's not a real sport.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Dogs also enjoy sniffing butts
and rolling in shit. Frisbee is not in good company.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)
reading some of his stuff does make me fear for his future in the law
mind you, the same could be said of me. frequently is, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
He doesn't have a future in anything, he'll get too upset and flounce at his boss.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
well if there is one thing that is guaranteed to make you succeed in the law...
... it's gigantic breasts.

but apart from that, it is the ability to be completely irrational, petty and fail to accept that you suck.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Look who it is...have you been off working for the week or nursing a crippling hangover?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
both
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)
Was that /ac because someone asked whether you preferred to be squirted in your right or left eye?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You can get pink eye from that
But everything else she has is pink, so they'll match.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I meant wlly squirting, not bum squirting
you can't get pink eye from willy squirting, but I heard she really likes bum squirting.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
Maybe if you don't cum for like a week or two
The pressure would be enough to burst blood vessels?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Burst blood vessels in your nuts HURT.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I meant in her eyes

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
/comedy value etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
anyone who truly loved me
would never need to ask
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
All of them
including the third and brown.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
I think I've got one of their albums somewhere

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
It's ok.
Beats doing other stuff, just.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I'm still reeling from the fact Rob doesn't love us as much as /talk.
I may have to go home and have a cry.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
What makes you say that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
He texted us at a bash once,
this proves the love.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
BraynDedd told me.
Gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I never actually said that.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
You inferred it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
No, I didn't. Not even a bit.
I said that rob doesn't care about offtopic. He doesn't care about talk either. Stop being so defensive there, fella.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah, because talk is definitely the place rob cares about most.

( BraynDedd, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 13:21, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
Haha fucking hell.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
Although I now realise you were being sarcastic.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
You really are proper thick.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
No not really.
I just speed read.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Then you should have picked up on the sarcasm quicker than everyone else, shouldn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
No-one else commented so why would I.
Plus I'm only used to you posting boring piffle and not sarcastic comments. I put two and two together and made five in this instance.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
So you didn't even have any competition.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
I did, it was me me me me!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
He actually posts there occasionally.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
It's not very good at the moment actually.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:01, Reply)
Well go away for a bit and it might improve.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

for a bit
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
feel free to fuck off and sell more paperclips then you slimy rapist bastard.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
Who the fuck are you then?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
bobby

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
bob

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Oh the drug dealing trainee primary school teacher*
fucking hell I'm so desperate for his approval.

*who is also fat.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
no not mine, but pretty much everyone elses.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Michael Winner

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
haha
Christ, you're awful.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
pretty much, yup

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
That's not nice.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
it's alright, i can post a little bit today
that'll fix it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I thought it had been a little better than usual here today

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)
psychic vippers!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:05, Reply)
alright?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)
meh
you?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)
not too bad

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
good stuff
did i see a cheeky return from bert?

why did people get him banned before i got to play?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
you did
and I don't know. it would have livened up the morning
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
Cr3 might have spotted him anyway
It was on here and /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
His only real contributions to b3ta
are his inevitable desk-chewing berserker Bert-downs.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)
His bertdowns are brilliant to watch

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
do you think he lurks a lot as well?
in between his 'visits'
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
Of course he does.

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)
oh god he's watching now.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)
no I'm not

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)
Oh for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
quick go and tell /talk!
Get me banned!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)
No chance. I love it when your fragile mind disintegrates for our amusement.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
pffffft, your imagined perception of my breakdowns amuses me immensely

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Your actual breakdowns amuse us considerably more

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
what kind of an horrific human being
would take pleasure in other people's mental breakdowns?

That's a terrible thing to do
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Probaby the kind that would have sexual intercourse
with an underage female relative of theirs.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
did you just imply that you have sex with your underage siblings?
Shame, al
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
as much as/ the same as/ more than
licking your sister out?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
hello bertram
how many of the 90,000 b3ta accounts are yours? just so i can tick off the ones i haven't flashed yet...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
if you are planning on flashing him
then this account is definitely Bert
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
ha
that has made me smile for the first time ALL DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I'm here to help
and fwiw I take donations in the form of a titgaz
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I have no idea how many I've got
I liked the one I had earlier, lots of nice Gazzes, it was over 3 years old
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
but how do you remember them all?
i mean, i have one sockpuppet account, and i am shit at that, can't remember the last time i even used it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I don't even know the password for mine
it's probably 'bastard'
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i used mine briefly
then got bored.

this one is bad enough, frankly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I forget usernames and passwords
but then stumble over them and go, 'oh yeah! Now I can bully Monty again!'
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Welcome back.
Is your sister on or something? I can't imagine there could be any other reasons why you aren't balls deep in her?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
well that's just daft, she's well overage now
it's no fun if they're legal
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
is that why your daughter always remains the best option?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
she's not my type, I prefer them with a little meat on their bones

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Almost guaranteed *waves* Hiya Bert!
Immediately prior to his last online mental collapse he reeled off a good number of references to posts I'd made in the six months he'd been banned. More than a little creepy.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)
what's it like sleepy with a girl who has cerebral palsy?
I mean does she jitter about in bed and that?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
What's it like putting your dick inside your sister?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)
warm and unrewarding

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Best you ever had?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
hard to say, the mrs is absolutely lovely

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
Have you told her why it's always a bit awkward at Christmas at your family's?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
pfffft

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Does your current girlfriend know that you had sex with an underage girl that youwere related to?
I just reckon that's got to be an awkward talk to have with a new girl.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Not really, what with it being fiction and all

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
out of interest
did you line up a new account or two a week ago, so that you could use it today after the inevitable banning?

because that would be a bit odd.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
nope, I set up this new account with the intention of going on /talk
I only used it today to put the willies up Chompy
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
it's Darth who likes the willies up him

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
poor joke, it's no wonder this place has gone downhill

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)
as far as I can see
it's no worse than it was. Just different. Still passes the time in the same way.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
I never got into the 'chat' thing
I was here for attention and bullying
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
in that case, it is just as good as it was before
if not better.

attention and bullying is what it is all about
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
christ, you're such a beardy twat

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I expect better from you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I have a Gibson 335

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I don't like them
and they don't like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)
just like my family

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I dunno
your family and I get on just fine
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
oh you bastard
that was below the belt, if I had a dad I'd get him to box your ears
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I have a dad
so I win.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:15, Reply)
it's hurts me deep inside when you say that
I have a dire need to be loved
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)
you may need to rethink your approach

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)
LOVE ME YOU FUCK UGLY MOTHERFUCKING CUNTSTACHES

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
good start

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)
So you are now saying that you did not have sex with your half sister
and that all the people that you have told this story were being lied to?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
I'm saying that you shouldn't really use a sick humour website
as a place to rely on for facts and truth
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Are you going to answer that with a yes or a no?
Did you have sex with your half sister?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)
a yes or no

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
Brilliant
even though it's an internet site full of liars, you still aren't quite prepared to state that you didn't have sex with your sister. Because you did.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
and what if I did al?
Would you like to go on a daily mail-esque rant about how the country's being overrun by paedophiles?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Not at all, because it isn't
but a guy who had sex with his sister doesn't have a leg to stand on when it comes to baiting other people, because the response will always be "it doesn't matter what you've just said about my life, you put your penis in your sisters vagina".
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
but she was WELL tidy

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Tidy?
Earlier you said she looked like you with tits.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I'm fucking gorgeous
in that photo of us at a bash I look like the cinderella to your ugly, nay deformed, sister
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Being prettier than me does not make you pretty.
Besides, aren't you ginger?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)
only my pubes
:(
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:26, Reply)
That's a bit strong.
I'd reckon killing yourself in shame would be sufficient.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)
go and get two women pregnant, force one of them to have an abortion
and then come back here and boast about drugs like a teenage boy, you silly old man
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)
But you're a nonce, Bert.
A nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:09, Reply)
define 'nonce' for me, I think I know what it means, but I'd like your definition

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Check the paperwork you got from the police.
It explains it on there, I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)
do you know why Sting of Sting and the Police is called Sting?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

fiction internet FACT
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:51, Reply)
Makes a change from his dad I suppose

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
daughter, not dad. His dad is blatantly under his patio.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
gosh you lot are bullies, I only met my dad like 3 times
when did this place become so mean?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
We've never got over you leaving,
we're all deeply damaged.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
Let's hug it out, like men

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
did he put out on the first date?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
no, gentlemen wait until the third

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
what about siblings and offspring?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
shut up chompy
got a girlfriend yet?
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
no, I'm waiting 'til I graduate
then I can have my pick of the foundation phase. You have taught me so much.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)
haha!
Chompy got a sense of humour!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
apologies if this is a stupid thing to point out
but you know that isn't chompy right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
hahaha!

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Is that where the incest sex dungeon is?
Bert Fritzel has a nice ring to it. Of course when his mrs finds out and can't live with the shame and kills herself and her children, in case bert's had a go in them, forcing them to drink bleach whilst she bleeds out from a stabbing herself in the cunt with a pair of shears; it might be a bit awkward at Christmas after that.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
my mrs doesn't have any children
you're a mad one, you are!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:46, Reply)
I'm cer-razy, not cer-razy enough to fuck my sister though...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
is she THAT ugly?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Seems okay so far.

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:06, Reply)
At least we know you're probably not Bert.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Probably but not definitely.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
i'm bert
and so's my wife

wife sister
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
No, I don't think I am
I'll ask the wife just to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
I have discovered the secret of making /OT immesurably better
Most of you will already know what this is, looking at it from my perspective. Anyone else can find out for the small introductory price of just one invaluable antique samurai sword
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)
I'll give you a peck on the cheek and a reach around?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)
Done
Sorry, we haven't met. This doesn't affect my decision in the slightest
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Ha, it's me Bobby!! you big queen.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)
Oh that's even better, I'm relatively sure you don't have the bad AIDS
Bum away
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
my mate Darrell slept with two girls last weekend, didn't bag up either time and then his missus came down
to stay this weekend. I so hope he has the clap or something. His excuse when we were chatting about was 'I just like coming in girls'. Classy.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
what a twat

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)
He is a new friend, plays football with another friend and has moved into his spare room.
He was on deal or no deal recently and was the second person ever to win zero.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)
TV Quiz show superiority lols

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)
Time for a new mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
I hope his cock rots off and his balls swell to the size of rugby balls.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)
I'm going to link him to this page. Good work Noel.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
I'm all heart.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)
That man is exactly the sort of person we all wish we could be like

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:41, Reply)
...except you can't because you have sex with men?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
That was crap
I'm not even in a good enough mood to indulge you. That was crap.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

like balls deep in
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)
you've undone all the good work you did during that time when you didn't post though

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)
No amount of good work can ever undo the blight upon B3ta, and indeed Britain, that I have created.
We both know this to be true
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)
you are correct

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)
I usually am

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
in this instance you are correct stating that you are shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
everyone is good at something, apparently.
I will be flying the kite in Puttsborough over Easter if you are around at all.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
chances are I will be having a surf at some point
but will be with a posse and don't know where we will be
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
well if you see a huge bear man flying a massive black kite, odds are its me.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)
well, if you see a guy with a pointy beard and a bright green and yellow longboard
it'll be me
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
this is where I go and chat to strangers at the beach.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)
as long as you aren't just wearing speedos
or a mankini...
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)
I'm sure the other day
I read a post from you saying you were chilling with the mrs while the kids were upstairs. But I didn't think you had either a Mrs or Kids?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)
I was at an ex's house for the night, she has three kids now.
did you watch the game yesterday? season over officially now I think.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Totally over
Wenger is such a fucking tool. How can he whine about a penalty in the 8th minute of injury time, they should have been ahead by two goals byt that point so it shouldn't have mattered.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I know it's irritating to see him like that.
There needs to be some changes and a few established players brought in.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I think there might need to be a new manager
Wenger appears to have lost the plot, we desperately need a central defender and a younger better keeper and a good striker.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:42, Reply)
Guardiola would be nice.
He could bring some talent with him.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:44, Reply)
I don't know enough about football to have any suggestions
but there must be someone better out there. Although that said, the new UEFA rules about club solvency will probably benefit us quite a lot.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)
He's killed them - with a Samurai sword. You mark my words *taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Hello Monty.
How was your 'conflict' with Bert? He is an utter psycho.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)
It was nowhere near as entertaining as the last one.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Ah well it's inevitable he will be back for more.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
It may have already occurred *points up*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:38, Reply)
I can't see what you mean
but then I'm not privy to all posts any more *beams*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:43, Reply)
I rest my case

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)
He put me on ignore
don't pay him a penny.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
++Obligatory gay joke++
This duck sounds like you accidentally wandering in on the male changing rooms at Strictly Come Dancing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)
No Flash on work PC
I appreciate the thought you've put into the jibe, however. I should be meeting Darren Bennett and James Jordan in July, and will happily recreate the noise I made for them whenever we meet.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)
HAHA!
It's like Kenneth Williams has been reincarnated as a duck!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
It's ok.
I just lurk, however.
I believe it ould be made better through judicious application of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)
lurkers freak me out a little
a) there could be loads of people reading all this nonsense
b) if they are weird and dull and shit enough to pass their time reading it, who knows what else they are capable of?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)
As somebody who spent 4 years lurking
my answer to b) would have to be "starting to post".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Well known that lurkers practice vivisection on their pets.
I saw it on TV. On the Vivisection channel.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Is that on Freeview?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
It should be.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)
lurkers unite!
We have noithing to loose but our dignity





Ooh and do fuck off Bert
(CheatingRabbit, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)
A fine example of "just lurking" there.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)
True enough.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Bacon improves most things.
And pork ribs.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:26, Reply)
If only bacon had ribs.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
A scientist may invent this.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)
If I'm not busy in the lab tomorrow...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)
Steady on, I don't even know you!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I had aspergus with bacon a poached egg and parmesan shavings for supper last night
Now my wee smells
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:34, Reply)
My mother told me about asparagus making your wee smell last week, like it was some big secret she'd just discovered.
Silly woman!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Internet Diagnosed Asparagus Syndrome.

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)
has she lived a sheltered life?
vegetably speaking
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)
She's just old.
Older than me surprisingly : D
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I didn't know about it either.
Ate asparagus for the first time a few months ago and thought I'd caught diabetes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)
I'm fairly sure that I can't smell it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Well you are all the way down in Devon...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)
It doesn't affect everyone like that.
It's like being able to roll your tongue.

I got this from QI - you're slipping.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I know

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Makes mine stink, it's a sort of earthy smell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Musky?
Where are you sticking this asparagus?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Like the lyrics of Ian Drury?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)
who was it who loved Ian Dury?
and where have they gone?

do I need to be contrite because they are still a regular and I've forgotten....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
It was Cave Duck, I think

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
ah yes
is he still around?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)
I've not seen him in ages.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)
Well you can taste something foul in cucumber
so it's fairly obvious you're some kind of genetic accident, Vippers, old boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:13, Reply)
I'm the next stage of human evolution bitch

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)
You're the first stage of human evolution, bitch
fucking australopithecines, coming over here, stealing our jobs etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

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