Or East Anglia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:19, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Piss off
We don't want him
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

with me you don't get a choice

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

There are Gamorrean Guards stationed at all the entrances to Norfolk to repel furriners
Although your pasttimes would deem you worthy of acceptance, people here are NICE. So you wouldn't fit in.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:28, Reply)

I'm well nice
you floppy-fringed cockspannet
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:29, Reply)

How did you know I'm currently rocking the full Bieber?
*looks around in a blind fucking panic*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:31, Reply)

*gay joke about you shagging justin beiber*
OBVIOUS!
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Motherfucker please
Don't tar me with your pre-pubescent brush
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

but he looks like a girl, and I think he's overage, isn't he?

(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:34, Reply)

So your sister, what with her bein a bit of council estate rough
Why didn't the elizabeth duke bling that you got her keep her gob shut?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Overage
: an amount exceeding a certain sum or quantity: as
a : a percentage of the amount of sales grossed by a retail store that is paid under the terms of a lease in addition to a fixed rent
b : an amount by which a payment or cost exceeds an expected or budgeted amount
c : See also surplus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

I thought he was 15
He looks about 8 anyway. There's "tantalisingly youthful" and then there's Bieber
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:40, Reply)

isn't that the difference between a paedo and a pederast?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

If you say so, darling
You're the edumacated one here, something like that sounds suspiciously like useful knowledge. If it's unlikely to come up in a pub quiz then it's outside my remit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Pederast
is just an archaic term for an 'omo
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

no one does, he is doomed to roam the outer lands searching for long lost relatives to procreate with

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

they're hard to come by
because their hands are so small
(sky nob extreme to the max!, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 15:25, Reply)