Now now, you shouldn't mock his authentic geordie accent

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:48, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hello old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

monty you terrible cunt
you ruined it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Ruined what? How?
This smacks of slander. Internet slander.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

He was trying to do a Chevron

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

I saw the opportunity and just thought I'd add the tip
but then Monty ruined it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

That's uncanny
I had exactly the same situation yesterday with your fiancee's vagina.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Yeah sorry I ruined that.
I was early for my 'appointment' - I wasn't to know you had the one before me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

interesting
given that for almost all of the day we were in the car together or in the sea together.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Me and Al tag-teamed her in the Esso garage in Tiverton.
Remember when she 'suddenly remembered' she needed some 'windscreen wiper fluid' and could you go back to that garage, and 'the man was ages finding a bottle out the back'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

haha
nice try, but we didn't go that way home.

that means that you and Al double-teamed someone from Tiverton. hahahahhahahaha
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Come to think of it
'she' did have quite hairy hands. And an RAF moustache.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

I think we might have found Darth

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:06, Reply)

*bleaches cock*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

Bros. cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Good afternoon, old chap
How does today find you? I must say, I've only been dropping in occasionally to skim-read and insult Darth but it seems there's been quite a rum to-do taking place today.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 16:57, Reply)

Oh it's been simply thrilling.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Quite frankly it looks like it could only have been topped by the reappearance of Wet Ham Man.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Oh I really miss him

(Bazongaloid, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Pork products have tasted just a little bit dry ever since his departure.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

hahah it's like all bacon is 'dry cure' now.
*sheds tear*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

RIP my niggah.
*pours out cognac*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Admit it, you're using his stuffed corpse as a footstool, aren't you?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Hell noe not 'El Hombre del Soggy Gammone'.
No way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)