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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Eh, this is the only decent travel story I have (or can remember)b3ta.com/questions/cars/post705390
I am willing to bet everything I own that no-one will read it
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:28, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I can't be bothered to type it into my proxy, paraphrase for me.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:30,
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Hitchhiked to MoroccoFrom Norwich, down through France and Spain.
Shit happened.
Was awesome.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)
I read it, fucker.When can I get my 'stuff'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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Did you fuckProve it, and the two suitcases of ill-advised hawaiian shirts will be yours
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)
Fine I'll paraphraseyou went to Egypt and were taken hostage by a hairy, sweaty local who made you play Tutankhamun's trumpet until you could play no more.
Then he sold you to a travling Bedouin who made you suck him off with your girly norwich lips.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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*coughs* you mean 'a be-bop solo on Tutankhamun's trumpet'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:40,
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Good use of imagination and surprisingly close to the truthBut, I must remind you, my lips are from Nottingham.
(, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:40, Reply)
Sorryyou went to Egypt and were taken hostage by a hairy, sweaty local who made you play Tutankhamun's trumpet until you could play no more.
Then he sold you to a travling Bedouin who made you suck him off with your girly
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:42,
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