Oh, god, babies too.
I don't want one, I'm never going to have one, I don't want to see yours, and I certainly don't want to hold it.

And don't get prissy if I call it an 'it'.

And fuck off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And no, I'm not going to change my mind when I get older
I can't get much older before I only have one swimmer per gallon anyway and I don't want one yet.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:51, Reply)

*childless men of B3ta fist-bumps*
Again.

B3th, you can join our club, but you have to bump with a different part of you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:52, Reply)

I made mr b3th dance with me at our wedding to this song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56tBm7nJ1QM

We didn't have a proper first dance, so this was as close as we got.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I'm pushing the end of my fertile years already
so hopefully they might stop soon.

But really, where do people get off treating you like a second class citizen just because you had the good sense not to push an improbably large item out of your fanny?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:53, Reply)

A significant number of people turn into cunts when they have children.
Whether they be rude cunts, who use their pushchairs as weapons when walking through town, tedious cunts who won't stop fucking talking about their fucking children (I'm looking at you, Woman in Finance Down the Hall), or deluded cunts who think that doing something that cockroaches are capable of somehow qualifies them to force their entirely execrable opinions on the world.
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:57, Reply)

Hey! Some of us were cunts already!
Don't blame the kids, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 17:59, Reply)

haha
fair play
( Kroney, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:05, Reply)

out of interest
is it the same reason for drink?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:04, Reply)

I'm not sure I understand your question
You may need to clarify that one for me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

Oh ignore her, she's pissed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:06, Reply)

you said you dislike being around drunk people
I assumed you didn't drink (or only very lightly) and wondered if it was the same reason as not liking drugs
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:07, Reply)

Pissed up people
when you aren't one yourself, can be, from experience, even more annoying than high people. But at least they go to bed earlier.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:08, Reply)

this is true
though I think proper stoners are more annoying myself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:10, Reply)

Californian hippies are the worst people on earth.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

that's mostly down to my dad
he's not alcoholic, but he turns into a right cunt when he drinks. And he's one of those that doesn't know which pint should be his last.

I'm usually the driver, so I don't get to drink very often. I'm not very good at it, so two drinks will see my giggling like a mong, throwing myself at people, and falling over.

In my experience, most people who are drunk (not drinking, but actually drunk) will act like loud, boorish, unfunny twats. Some have said that if I drink too, I won't care, but I have so little patience at the best of times that I can't stand drunk people for more than about five minutes before I want to fuck off and do something else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:11, Reply)

that's fair enough
luckily most times I'm around drunk people, I'm drunk myself. This probably means we should never bash-coincide haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:14, Reply)

Two dirty martinies is my limit, three and I'm under the table... four and I'm under the host.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:41, Reply)