I did a day of biking for a mate's stag do.
And it was indeed a lot of fun. Pity the groom ended up in hospital after ignoring the cardinal rule of "If you feel like you're going to topple sideways for fuck's sake don't try to prevent it by sticking your leg out". Oh how we laughed as he was carted off to A&E, only to reappear four hours later on crutches two weeks before his wedding.

Still, he didn't miss the rest of his stag do at the pub and was made to feel better by a stripper shoving her arse into his face.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:12, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I would be cheered up by having a strippers arse in my face right now
On my last sporadic appearance you'd put in for redundancy, DG.

Any news?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Yep.
30th of June. I'm gone. Looking forward to having the summer off, then the job search starts in earnest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Good lad
I finish on Thursday morning at 11.15.

Then it's self-employment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)