Alright ot
who wants to have a go on my bum?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:19, 44 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

alt: do you get gays and lesbos holding hands in your city?
we do in cardiff, they do in brighton, anywhere else accepting enough for this sort of sin?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:23, Reply)

No kissing in 'The John Snow' in Soho according to the news last week,
and as an area it's extrordinarily gay - to the point of there having to be anti-bumming wardens in the public lavatories.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:27, Reply)

them gays and their having sex, makes you sick

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

'I don't mind what they do as long as they don't ram it down my throat'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Yeah alright then.
I must warn you that I'm an internet fantasist and serial racist, so I think it best if we don't have a relationship afterwards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:28, Reply)

that's okay,
as long as i get some sweet spunk up my arse i'm happy
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:29, Reply)

you'd have to be talented
to be able to taste it from there
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

Wouldn't really need him if you could.
OH PARADOX
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:49, Reply)

this deserved a lot of attention
i am laughing a lot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:43, Reply)

Nice one.
I can be in Cardiff by about 10pm. Do you think you'll still be feeling randy by then?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:32, Reply)

depends on how much spunk i've had up me by then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 18:34, Reply)

Not really
I had a go on a quad bike yesterday though. If you've got one of those I'm up for it.

Unless "quad bike" is some sort of tenuous euphemism for arse banditry where you come from.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:13, Reply)

How odd.
A lass from round the corner had a go on a quad bike yesterday, and ended up killed to death. Fate was kind to you, TD.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

First time I've ever had a go
Frankly it wouldn't be difficult to kill yourself without hope of recovery if you pushed it too hard.

This, however, was a lot of fun.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:26, Reply)

I did a day of biking for a mate's stag do.
And it was indeed a lot of fun. Pity the groom ended up in hospital after ignoring the cardinal rule of "If you feel like you're going to topple sideways for fuck's sake don't try to prevent it by sticking your leg out". Oh how we laughed as he was carted off to A&E, only to reappear four hours later on crutches two weeks before his wedding.

Still, he didn't miss the rest of his stag do at the pub and was made to feel better by a stripper shoving her arse into his face.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:12, Reply)

I would be cheered up by having a strippers arse in my face right now
On my last sporadic appearance you'd put in for redundancy, DG.

Any news?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Yep.
30th of June. I'm gone. Looking forward to having the summer off, then the job search starts in earnest.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:23, Reply)

Good lad
I finish on Thursday morning at 11.15.

Then it's self-employment.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Depends.
Is he clean? Does he smell much?
If not, do the necessary and have him sent to my tent.

PS Awfully nice of you to share btw.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:20, Reply)

If I have a go on your bum it's only fair you have a go on mine.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:21, Reply)

fair's fair's fair isn't it it is is it

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:29, Reply)

It is.
Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.........especially in the bum area.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:37, Reply)

i hope you are not too big in the willy area, as my bot bot is very tight.
also i hope your bot bot is nice and tight as my willy is very small.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

I can get any size willy you want from the internet shop.
And any colour.
( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

Depends, what treasures lurk up your shitpipe?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)

The Golden Colon.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Rodent skeletons, I expect

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:40, Reply)

i read that as burn
the answer's still "no" though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Once you go bumcrack you never go back.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:41, Reply)

some things are meant to remain tightly sealed
bumcracks are just one of those things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:42, Reply)

how does the crap get out?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:45, Reply)

It tends to compact until you reach the stage of vomiting faecal matter
NomNomNommy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I think it somehow makes its way out through her fingers into the keyboard as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:49, Reply)

i don't know why i laugh at you
when you are so mean to me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:51, Reply)

it's because I am so fundamentally loveable

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:01, Reply)

I won't disturb the slumber of feelings that have died.
If I never loved I never would have cried.

/who sung this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:22, Reply)

Simon and Garfunkel "I am a rock".

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 4:00, Reply)

THERE'D BETTER BE SOME SAVLON IN DA HOUSE
WHOOP WHOOP
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:52, Reply)

he'll need more than savlon
by the time i'm finished with him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:53, Reply)

Now I've got Gimmie crack corn running round my head.

( girlinthehole, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 19:52, Reply)

You have a sex tramp?
How terribly decadent of you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:14, Reply)

i like how people comedically misinterpreted bum as being a homeless
but all took "have a go on" to mean sex.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 18 Apr 2011, 20:57, Reply)

To be honest, I didn't really bother reading most of the thread.
Tramps are funny, though. Especially ones that put out.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:01, Reply)

Only the girl ones though.
And if they're a bit tidy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 18 Apr 2011, 21:40, Reply)