I shall be returning from Centreparcs
that very day. We get it off for free as a paid holiday so that is OK.

This weekend gone my testosterone levels must have peaked. I chopped down about 15 trees with the father-in-law, drank many beers and ate beef.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:24, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Sporty and family on the weekend

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Ooo! I love a man in plaid.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Sorry Blousie, I should have been clearer.
Sportscow is second in from the left.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Isn't he pretty.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Damn right!
I am all tanned now too (apart from the dress strap lines)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

You're supposed to use an axe, you fool
Fathers-in-law get really blunt after the third or fourth tree.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:40, Reply)

He is a sharp man

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

Morning mate
Excellent result at the weekend. I wouldn't worry though, Blackpool seem determined to crash and burn in the most spectacular way possible and Wolves & West Ham are doomed too.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Sunderland
Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory since 1879

Fucking bellends! Still, a cracking weekend was had and I've only got 3 days to work this week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Who needs football, eh?
Us, that's who. Seriously you'll be fine, I'm not sure if Blackburn might not snatch one of those relegation spots away though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:54, Reply)

At some point we will win another game
he says "confidently"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

August isn't that long away

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

pre-season v York reserves FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:02, Reply)

You might want to have a word with your manager about winning AFTER Christmas too
What's his name? Bernard Cribbins?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:03, Reply)