I couldn't help but flinch at that
I get well freaked out by anything remotely eye-pain related. *shudder*

I had jalapenos last night and consequently had to stop for a poo on this morning's run. I know you like to be kept abreast of these things.

Hehehe
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Yes, I'd already seen that, thank you.
I'm really not as scatalogical as you seem to think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Why are you so keen on me then?
It's certainly not my looks, confidence or personality. I assumed it was my poo-related japery
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Interestingly
I was talking to mr b3th about what happened here yesterday, and I said (of you) 'You know that one we saw on tv'.

His response? Genuinely, with absolutely no prompting: 'Is he gay?'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Hahaha
This is of absolutely no surprise to me. It would have been less damning had the section when Anne quizzed me on my Ballroom skillz made the broadcast cut, but I was getting called a bender long before I learned to Waltz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

To be fair
I think it's because, in his eyes, any man i ever talk to is either gay or trying to get in my knickers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I hope you said I was gay then
Throw him off the scent, like
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:06, Reply)

He's a man.
He knows how it works.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Is Jalapeno that Spanish guy you mentioned before?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Hahahaa

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

click, dammit
I'll forgive you the grammatical error. Just cos I likes ya
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)