My Dad got churchey
as he got older. A mortalitity thing I suspect.

I used to have the same arguments about Jesus having long hair. My Dad responded with one of his classics "Just because Jesus looked like a congolese border guard, doesn't mean you have to!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:12, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Jesus was a hook nosed Jew with a resplendent Jewfro, anything else is a Byzantine construct

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

My Dad used to say that too.
Hold on, no. He said all Catholics were cunts and the Pope was the Head Terrorist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Stop harshin on the fucking pope man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Why so?
So much ammo....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

The Byzantines, considering they were all hairy-backed Bubbles
really should have kept their constructs to themselves.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

terrible racism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

i got dragged to church regularly as a child - fuck knows why, neither of my parents were religious people
the jesus of the "stations of the cross" was resolutely blue-eyed and blond.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I'm an unmolested* ex-altar server, I RAWK
*I may have repressed memory syndrome or whatever it's called
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

You'll find that it's called
"ugly choir boy syndrome"
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

HAHA the Jokes on you, I'm sure Pistons used that one before

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I'll never be the man Piston is.
Swipe will confirm that for you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Few, if any can measure up to Piston_Broke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not even a third of a Hood-Butter
who himself was but three-quarters of a Piston.

Really, there's no further point in continuing my worthless existence.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

shush
what goes on gaz, stays on gaz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Did it give you moral rectitude?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

no
i have to earn that. don't you read my bella-bait?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I have enjoyed it a few times.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

AND the bella-baiting
boom boom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Can't argue with that logic.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

i'm a woman
i can argue with logic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

No you can't.
You think you can, with the screaming and the crying and the sudden retrieval of points from arguments three years back, but really we just get bored of listening to you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

bored of listening to you horny and think a blowie would be nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, fact

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)