Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil:
I dreamt I was Jesus last night. Turns out that God gave the original Jesus too much of his power, his body couldn't handle it and that's why God engineered his death at the age of 30. In order to make sure I was around for a while, he didn't give me as much power. Whilst I could manipulate stuff like stopping the rain (as that only requires mucking about with water vapour), or healing disease (microscopic orgasms), I couldn't make the world hotter (involves moving the Earth closer to the Sun) or make people immortal.

While I'm the first to admit that I'm shallow, vain and arrogant I have to admit to being blow away by the sheer scale of my own egotism and hubris after that dream.

When did you last truly shock yourself, be it good or bad?

Alt question: Have you ever been the Second Coming?
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:52, 151 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Lightfitting in the bathroom
Alt: Only after an hour or so
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I don't give a fuck about your dream.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

No offense

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

I don't think he gives a fuck about your hangover if that helps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

You HEARTLESS bastard.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

What are you doing get so pissed on a Monday night, that you have a hangover
Bloody public sector workers being hungover while I pay their wages
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

Indy/rock night in Revolutions in Milton Keynes
I only went for one.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

You HEARTLESS bastard

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Alt:
No, I thought the first Stone Roses album was better anyway.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Bah
That band had maybe one or two decent songs and Fool's Gold is not one of them.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I do like "I am the resurrection"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

That's one of them
thumbs up to you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Why? It's shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

because I just do so there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

No wonder you were the school debating champion*.



*of the 'mass' variety.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:02, Reply)

No they didn't.
I made a tune that sampled 'Daybreak' a few years ago - that was good - but not the original. Mine had beatboxing loops and the organ motif from 'Dance Across the Floor' by Jimmy 'Bo' Horne on it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

SOUNDS LIKE A HIT RECORD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

If we'd have got it pressed it would have sold OK to the 'DJ Format' audience
ACTUALLY.

*storms off*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Pricks you mean?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

No, 'expert b-boys'.


Who are NEVER pricks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

You just like it because you still think he's singing
"I wanna be a do-ooog..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Good lord.
I think there may be a minor glass house/stone-throwing issue with your Lamarr-bashing, old bean.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:16, Reply)

I stand by my comment below
My joke might have been a bit shit, but it was funnier than anything in the stand-up routine I saw him do on the telly a few years ago.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I've never seen his standup, I confess.
A pal whose ex was a comedy agent had dinner with him once, and reported that he was 'a cunt'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:25, Reply)

That does surprise me.
He looks like such a nice chap and not a scheming, malevolent little troll at all.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I don't see the point of the second coming.
If the first one makes me go to sleep, the second is likely to put me in a coma.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

hahaha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah well I dreamt I had a 50s greaser hairstyle so FUCK YOU.
Alt: If you cannot get over not winning that ‘milk race’ back at cub camp when you were 13 I really think you need to talk to a professional about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Your dreams are weak, old man.
*I* am the master now.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

You are Mark Lamarr
AICMFP
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:00, Reply)

Ever heard his radio show? He knows his tunes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Haha
by which you mean he agrees with you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

His knowledge of reggae in particular way surpasses mine.
I was surprised at how much he knows.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I know everything there is to know about reggae
It's "fucking shit".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

You put the 'gae' into 'reggae', Rev.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Oh course I do
Always use lube kids.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:28, Reply)

The very idea of 'lube kids' is extremely disturbing.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Bigga Dred did
Check out the 'Batty Bwoy' 10" on Chariot records. Hell, there is even a serial killer track on it that begins "big up fred west, you are the best" and then gets progressively more offensive. Highly recommended.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Ever heard his comedy? He knows no jokes.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:09, Reply)

His show is well-named
In fact, I have some quite Lamarr-ish tunes blasting on fire fm right the fuck now!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:12, Reply)

I wrote this yesterday that seemed to get lots of likes on facebook.
The jewish calendar is at 5771, the chinese year is 4708... that means jews went 1000 years without chinese food... I've been making up for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Haha!

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Wait, what?
the Jews are an older civilisation than the Chinese? I had no idea.

Why didn't you invent all that cool stuff, then? I guess there's only so much inventing you can do whilst crossing the desert looking for the promised land.

As you can see, Christians are going to have to reset their calendar now.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Do not dispute the validity of a race that invented
the bagel with cream cheese and lox.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

What's a lox, then?

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

smoked salmon

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

i thought
lox were the little chopped up green bits that got sprinkled on top of the cream cheese?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I thought 'lox'
were what the Chinese called 'rocks'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Nein.
It's from the Yiddish 'laks', from Middle High German lahs, salmon, from Old High German; see laks- in Indo-European roots.

I did not just c&p this - no way.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

oh
i fucking hate smoked salmon.

fresh is lovely. but tinned or smoked smells like a whore's drawers.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:52, Reply)

'Hot smoked' is best.
Looks like fresh but with a smoked flavour. I recommend it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Oh I was wondering what the difference between hot smoked and smoked was
...what is it?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

We invented guilt trips, something every women has used since in order to 'get shit done'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:15, Reply)

That was your fault?
On behalf of men: thanks a lot.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

*Something about micro orgasms and second comings in the same post*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:07, Reply)

God.
I read that over about three times before posting and I STILL missed that?

Fail.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:11, Reply)

You must have been thinking about Mary Magdelene at the time, old boy.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:14, Reply)

When I was little I remarked to my parents something about God's name being Peter.
I had misheard the bit at the end of the C of E service as 'Thanks, Peter God'. I am faintly embarrassed about this now, well over 30 years later.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Aw! how sweet.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

I wouldn't worry,
my sister has previously asked, in all seriousness, whether the Pope was Catholic and whether Jesus was a Jew.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I thought the hymn Lord of the Dance
was "I am the Lord of the dance settee".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

It is, though, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I'm sticking with it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Flatley my dear, I don't Riverdance

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Please die.


Thanks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Shan't
There's no shame in Partridge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:43, Reply)

We've had this conversation before, I know,
but I have no idea why quoting Partridge is fine by me - but pretty much anything else ever (even or perhaps especially things I like) I find excruciating?

It's fucking weird.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

My theory would be enormously simple:
Partridge is fucking funny. But I would say the same of Python, and I'm willing to bet that hearing "Ni!" got old for you a long time ago.

I'm pretty bored of it too now actually
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:49, Reply)

It certainly did. Before my 10th birthday in 1983.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

That's the day Return of the Jedi was released in Denmark and Sweden
I can see why your interest would have shifted
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I was born in 1983
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

*stony completely devoid of LOL face*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

OH MY FUCKING CHRIST
Get your shit dancing humour off my internet. Take it to the Glee forums, they'll lap it up.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:46, Reply)

That's actually not a bad idea
Amongst a forum populated entirely by Gleeks, I'd be some kind of Chuck Norris alpha-male in extremis type.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Chuck Norris Rob Halford
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Actually, in Glee forums I would be considered a troll
For offering the candid opinion that this series has been shite
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:54, Reply)

For offering the candid opinion that this series has been shite

+ Because of my face.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

That too
Took the Beeb fucking hours in makeup to classify me as "pre-watershed"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:03, Reply)

As the missus likes it, I watch this programme.
A lot of the time I find it tolerable, if horribly twee. Last night's episode, however, was fucking excruciating.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I concur
How on earth is it possible to take a song like Kiss and make it so utterly unsexy? That takes skill
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Because you can't polish a turd?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Prince managed it.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Prefer Age of Chance's version, myself.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I prefer my senile 85-year old gran's version of it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:07, Reply)

*shakes hands*
Prince was and is utterly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I quite agree, I have no time for the arrogant little bellend
I do like that one song, however. The Glee version made Prince look like a gosh-darned genius by comparison
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Matthew Morrison
makes me wince every time I see his stupid, gurning face.

Every time the camera pans over him during a song and he's snapping his fingers and acting as though he's "feeling" the music, I want to put my fist through the television.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:11, Reply)

The man is a huge name on Broadway
I think he believes he's bringing musicals to the masses. Which would be fine, if he wasn't doing it in such a fucking cringeworthy way
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Well I wish he wouldn't
I've seen musicals before and Broadway can fucking keep them.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Chicago is fucking brilliant
The Rocky Horror Show, which they based an entire ill-advised episode on, is not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

No it is not.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Yes it is
(This could go on a while)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

A dwarf with Mark Lamarr's hair and a Silk Cut themed suit.
The missus said that Prince's sexuality was "questionable". I responded "questionable how?"

It seems pretty fucking clear cut to me.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:08, Reply)

If only there was some puerile comedy forum where we could ridicule you forever for that...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Thank God* there isn't.


*or 'Pete' as I call him
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Certainly makes the Lord's Prayer wank considerably gayer

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Is Pete even mentioned in the LP?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I think he's referred to as 'Harold' in that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

No, but they did a special 12" where he does.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

It was on the B side.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Um... you're really asking the wrong person mate
I haven't recited the whole thing in a good while (quick finisher, see). I suppose that given it starts "our father" the gender of the wank-recipient is well established anyway.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:37, Reply)

There is a certain logic to it
I've heard plenty of people exclaim "Oh, for Pete's sake," when they'd rather not take the lord's name in vain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Hahah quite so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)

The Catholic service ends the same way.
I was always amused that after a deeply boring hour, you were obliged to thank God it was over.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:45, Reply)

The one time you meant it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Once I was old enough to walk home on my own my parents let me sneak off during the "church newsletter" segment
so I didn't embarass them in front of their church friends.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:51, Reply)

This sounds horribly familiar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:56, Reply)

At 13, it seems perfectly reasonable to go "BUT JESUS HAD LONG HAIR, JUST LOOK!"

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:59, Reply)

It was a familiar argument at Boyce Towers, too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:04, Reply)

My Dad got churchey
as he got older. A mortalitity thing I suspect.

I used to have the same arguments about Jesus having long hair. My Dad responded with one of his classics "Just because Jesus looked like a congolese border guard, doesn't mean you have to!"
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Jesus was a hook nosed Jew with a resplendent Jewfro, anything else is a Byzantine construct

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:27, Reply)

My Dad used to say that too.
Hold on, no. He said all Catholics were cunts and the Pope was the Head Terrorist.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Stop harshin on the fucking pope man

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Why so?
So much ammo....
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

The Byzantines, considering they were all hairy-backed Bubbles
really should have kept their constructs to themselves.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

terrible racism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

i got dragged to church regularly as a child - fuck knows why, neither of my parents were religious people
the jesus of the "stations of the cross" was resolutely blue-eyed and blond.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:30, Reply)

I'm an unmolested* ex-altar server, I RAWK
*I may have repressed memory syndrome or whatever it's called
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:33, Reply)

You'll find that it's called
"ugly choir boy syndrome"
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

HAHA the Jokes on you, I'm sure Pistons used that one before

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:35, Reply)

I'll never be the man Piston is.
Swipe will confirm that for you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Few, if any can measure up to Piston_Broke

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

I'm not even a third of a Hood-Butter
who himself was but three-quarters of a Piston.

Really, there's no further point in continuing my worthless existence.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:40, Reply)

shush
what goes on gaz, stays on gaz.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Did it give you moral rectitude?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:34, Reply)

no
i have to earn that. don't you read my bella-bait?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I have enjoyed it a few times.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

AND the bella-baiting
boom boom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:47, Reply)

Can't argue with that logic.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:28, Reply)

i'm a woman
i can argue with logic.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:48, Reply)

No you can't.
You think you can, with the screaming and the crying and the sudden retrieval of points from arguments three years back, but really we just get bored of listening to you.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:50, Reply)

bored of listening to you horny and think a blowie would be nice.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Yeah, fact

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I'm capable of some astonishingly callous thoughts and motivations
I wouldn't say I'm shocked by them any more, especially since I learnt that INternal monologue is one's friend.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Alt: Yes, and within 15 minutes, surprisingly.
Which in fact actually answers the first question as well.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Is 15 minutes the good record, or the bad record, though?

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

Didn't he die at 33?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:00, Reply)

30-ish

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:01, Reply)

I hardly think debating specifics is relevant here
It's like being picky about whether Jack grew the beanstalk from 7 or 8 beans
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:02, Reply)

this was the orignal idea for Carter USM's hit album

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:26, Reply)

so basically....
..... you dreamed that you were a man, then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:18, Reply)

You mean the whole
assumption of being at the centre of the universe?

Yes.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)

E-X-A-C-T-L-Y

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:29, Reply)

You act like there's something wrong with that.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:32, Reply)

depends on the man

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Well I'm Jesus
so I'm going to say it's ok where I'm concerned.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:44, Reply)

I dream about being a man sometimes

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:39, Reply)

+in

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:41, Reply)

That was such an open goal even Fernando Torres would have had trouble missing it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:42, Reply)

I really don't know what you were thinking, Darth.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)

Hindsight...

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 12:45, Reply)