The Gentle Art of Making Enemies by the mighty Faith No More
Was the first song I ever played as a DJ, and I have every intention that it will be my last. Reminds me of the Waterfront Norwich, a shithole of a club which I have spent far too many extremely happy hours in
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:07, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Faith No More
are fucking excellent! Angeldust is one of my top 5 albums of all time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:08, Reply)

My all-time favourite band, innit
Funnily enough I was asked for my favourite album the other day and cited The Real Thing. Not sure if this is necessarily accurate without protracted scientific analysis, but it's certanly the closest thing to a perfect album I've ever heard (in terms of not having a single duff track)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)

I remember that coming out
and meeting them at Our Price in Newcastle. Signed 12" of From Out Of Nowhere
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

*involuntary leg-spasm of intense jealousy*
Well played
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I was 15 and somewhat star struck
They were all very nice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

I never even saw them live
*dies inside*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You're jealous of Sportscow coming out?
there there, we'll keep your little secret!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)

You are obsessed with me being a bum bandit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

there's no smoke without (a ring of) fire

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

My arse is southbound traffic only
cheeky
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

Just like the M1

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

3 lanes wide too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Just to clear a few things up here
The Real Thing is one of the best albums of all time - better than Angel Dust. A complete ground-breaker.

I've seen FNM 3 times - the first time in the Edinburgh Venue (about the size of my garden shed) in 1990 (I think). I stood next to 'Big Sick Ugly' Jim Martin in the gents' kharzi. A huge bloke with a 10-gallon hat, leather waistcoat and sheriff's badge, standing having a piss with his hands on his hips. A cool guy.

I await some imaginative strikethroughs for this.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 19 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)