Why don't you invite your less successful friends round for a party.
Then show a power point of your lovely life.

Apologies for sarcasm.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Supply Paracetomol and gin too.
And plastic bags.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Now
You're not coming to my warming party.

Let's see, my life has bad things too. I'm scared to dead to live with my husband and that it doesn't work. Or that I can't have a child. Or that we lose our jobs. But I think I'll be able to cope and that there's always light at the end.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

I take it all back.
I'm just in the pit of despair at the moment. I need to climb the ladder of MTFU and sort stuff out.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

Pick on Aber, then - it works for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

What's up Bart?

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, dear!
Is it something that can be sorted, or something you have to live with?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

A wire brush and Dettol generally clears things up.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Take it out on your local minority groups. Works for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:40, Reply)

In Luton, WASPs are the minority.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Oh yeah. Beat yourself up.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:07, Reply)

Doing it already.
But thanks for your kind words.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)