Apparently the only reason he played so much in the upper register
was because he struggled to reach the lower frets on account of wearing a stupidly long guitar strap, for no other reason than to draw attention to himself. The fucking ponce.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I have heard this. A 'fucking tosser', if you will.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:27, Reply)

In the same vein, I've also heard that he has suffered chronic back pain
due to the effect of poncing about in such an unnatural position with his bass on such a long strap. It's almost enough to make you believe in some sort of bass-guitar-related karma, were it not for the fact that Paul Simonon does not seem to have died in an undignified accident involving a spade and his twatty face.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I'd forgotten how much I liked you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:37, Reply)

I nearly thumped a "fan" last week.
Well, a friend of the band. He was quite complementary about my bass playing, which was nice, right up until the point that he said,
"You know who you want to try and copy a bit more? Paul Simonon. He was awesome."
WHAT DO PEOPLE SEE IN THIS TWAT? ALL HE DID WAS STRUT AROUND THE STAGE PLAYING SOME SORT OF LOW NOTE UNDER JOE STRUMMER'S SHIT EXCUSES FOR SONGS. HE COULD BARELY PLAY THE FUCKING INSTRUMENT. WHY IS HE IDOLISED IN THIS WAY?

This was just before one of their other friends let on that she liked the Dandy Cunting Warhols. Oddly enough, the same day that we'd discussed "Dig!" I barely have a tongue left from all the biting.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:47, Reply)

tongue pillow
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, Reply)

Bravo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)