Your problem here is that you frequent golf clubs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:39, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

no no no
i refuse to frequent them! the last time i went, there was nothing for lunch that wasn't a sunday roast. they could not believe i did not want it.

i ended up with egg mayonnaise. followed by an OMELETTE.

i have refused to set foot in the sexist, unenlightened place again. women are only allowed in certain parts of the place (this objection does not include the gents, smart-ass!) FFS.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, Reply)

They are full of nouveau riche wankers, with ideas way above their Mason brainwashed heads

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Ugh, arrivistes.
Scrap-iron millionaires etc - vile.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

i think i am an "etc" here
still, it's better than being a povvo, innit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Not necessarily, I fear.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:06, Reply)

Haha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)