I've got good odds on Psychochalmp coming up close behind

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:45, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That is an absolutely fucking horrific mental image
*checks behind for trolls*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:50, Reply)

Read it again....
he doesn't understand the Al thing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

I know
I'm letting it go, it seems unkind to have to tell him there are two of them
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

I know that there's a PsychoChomp, and that for some reason there's a PsychoChalmp
I can only assume one is trying to be needy and mimic the other.
The only things I know for sure are that Chomp isn't the idiot, and I am indifferent to the true identity of Chalmp.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

This is not a bad guess, although not accurate
The major flaw with the above is that PsychoChomp is most definitely an idiot. Well, perhaps, not an idiot; more of a cunt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

My statement stands

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:05, Reply)

nice time of year to be a QC
i have 5 real QC's celebratory parties to go to in the next 2 months.

this is completely irrelevant, i just thought i'd lighten the mood.

carry on.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:53, Reply)

Ahem, Adam's the tea boy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

I've graduated to copyboy
get it right, fucko
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Oh dear, a demotion already

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

Copying of letters to be retained on file, potential exposure of copying to third parties?
How is that a demotion from making tea, an entirely internal affair?

I think this is why you spend more time here than on /talk, yeah?
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

You know that you've failed the game of life when you have to beaker about being the photocopier kid
Tea making is FAR more important
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

this is a good point
looking at the staff in our canteen -v- your average reprographics guy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:00, Reply)

the obese guy with the stutter, cleft palate, and stench of lynx africa mixed with odour of pissy pants

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

who is utterly incapable of understanding complex instructions like
please copy in colour
please reduce to A4 size
please stop staring at my tits and listen to the above
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You can't expects miracles love
*stares at Swipey's tits*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Stop bein so meen to Adamfrisbeecunt

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

i've never been mean to anyone in my LIFE
i'm lovely, me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Is that bollocks?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:18, Reply)

find me one example of me being mean
i bet you can't...

... sunshine, lollipops and rainbows...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Yes dear
You assume I'll blindly agree in the face of contradictory evidence because of your breasts.

...damn.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

and legs
don't forget the legs
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Refresh my memory
(in case this is too subtle, I'm asking for a filthy gaz)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

No, they're tits
You need to look at her tits, Darth
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:39, Reply)

mumblemumbleyesmissthassalovelyrackmumblemumble

( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

He can't work out why he hasn't progressed from that head of his training contract

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

he hasn't worked out
how to use the shaft as well
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

ha
i had struggled to understand rory here.

you have made it clear.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:24, Reply)

New QCs?
You keep good company, I haven't been to one in a while.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:56, Reply)

it is the one perk of being a litigator
it comes with a free ulcer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:59, Reply)

I wouldn't know. I'm merely pondlife here
Atm, I'm a shit litigator. A shitigator, if you will.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:04, Reply)

Wait, so you're NOT a QC?
I feel betrayed. I bet you're not a real frisbee either
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:10, Reply)

That kettle won't boil itself Adam

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)