Would you two please just have sex and get it over with?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He's for Psychochalmp's eyes only
As gutted as I am. Those big, needy, glassy doe-eyes roving all over my body, that quivering lip, that extra chromosome....
All these pleasures are for another's love, not mine :(
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:54, Reply)

This is 139% gayer than anything I've ever posted
The brush that tarred me knows no limits, mate, run while you still can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

the hilarity of this is that PALC and i don't really get on
we were both briefly united in the face of epic stupidity and cuntish behaviour
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:58, Reply)

Let it be known that while I think you are a uniquely retarded individual
I am genuinely happy that you are finding an irrelevant and otherwise uninteresting relationship to be amusing.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:03, Reply)

Thanks, now can you copy this for me please, the successful people have proper work to do
chop chop
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:08, Reply)

Swipey it's going to be difficult for me to flirt with you if you nick Apey's login

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

You love it you big bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

True
*bums*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:14, Reply)

See, now again this would have been funny
Except the copyboy gag was....*pause*....mine in the first place.
It's like you're laughing at me for a joke I made about ME.

Your girlfriend must think you have a beautiful soul because bless you, you are a massive spastic.
( Frisbee TeaBoy, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Hahaha
If that solved every problem!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

I keep suggesting it
as the perfect solution to our "wanting to have sex with each other" problem
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 14:57, Reply)

each other two men at once

Topical.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Nicely done there
You may have just increased my chances of shagging Aber from 0.00001% to 0.00002%. If it happens, I'll make sure you get first look at the photos.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:17, Reply)