*cries and waddles off to mummy*
I've got a hormonal condition.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

condition erection that only mother can sooth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You knows it.
;)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

haha fuck off
I don't even know what a narrow boat is
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

have a fucking guess...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

If I were to fucking guess I'd reckon that a "narrow boat" would be a canoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This made me desklol
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=narrow+boat&wrapid=tlif130322751025310&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=937&bih=263
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

yeah I see that
they look positively charming!
I'd like to live in one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

They are mainly drivedn by murderers and people with beards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i thought they were gypsy boats :((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

They kind of are.
Gyppoes with beards who do murders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

but not real murders, mystical ones like they're defending their family and such
not actual hunt you down rape/murder
right? *puppy dog eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*pats head*
That's right. Nothing at all related to stealing lead of church roofs or children's bicycles from garden sheds. Or eating good Christian children who don't say their prayers.

Hang on, that last one's the Jews. Wrong hate group. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

there was a jewish man in my office this morning arguing about a $5 charge
stereotyping lulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

My boss
walks around his multi-million pound house turning the lights out on his kids whilst they're sat in the room. It's like he's trying to conform to every negative stereotype EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Gypsys are fucking arseholes, the only good thing to do witha gypsy on a boat is to scuttle it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I've known folks that have.
They leak constantly and are fucking tiny but it's nice being able to change your view at will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

turn around you spaktard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Bonnie Tyler's X-Rated flop followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Why thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Do you have canals in Virginia, about 7 ft wide?
well, a narrow boat just slots in fine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Jordan euphamismlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Virginia Slims?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Roxy Music lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i reckon they would, but around here everyone just wants to go TOOBIN' ON THA RIVER
fuck that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Unless Toobin' can be used with the word sedate,
I doubt if the two are compatible.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

TOOBIN
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

that guy with the ball looks like an arsehole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)