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lunch bbc wifi on trains is shit.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:34, 226 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Packing sucks balls

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Alright smurfette
Yes it does as does unpacking, I need to throw away a load of my crap.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:36, Reply)

Wrong blue

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

It's still a "lol" nickname
don't deny it.
How was leeds last night, I ended up in a revs...
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Excellent, but fairly tame for my college friends
Sucks to be you, revs is lame.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

It was a rock night, it was alright except the Indy kids, lots of vintage caps at deliberate jaunty angles
and checked shirts so many checked shirts. You'd have fit in.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Lame.
I wear tartan shirts, not checked. That's the difference between grunge and hipster shit.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

Yeah totally get where you're coming from there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:06, Reply)

trufax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

And expensive

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Moving house
Sucks balls.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'm going to be doing that in the next few months.
I am not looking forward to it. Last time I had hardly any stuff. Now I have lots.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

What, sucking balls?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Yeah
He is saving his jizz up for a chin bukakke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Cottage cheese all over the place.
*boaks*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

frottage cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Sucking balls sucks balls.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I'll bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

I bet you could suck a garden hose through a golf ball

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Don't just reply to her you antisocial cunts.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Do you suck balls?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Nope, but neither does she,
she just knows how to get attention online and you all fall for it.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Not me, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

I had a fucking enormous pie last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I had a tremendous beef stew on Saturday
And a full beef Sunday lunch with all the trimmings
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I had a Ribeye Roast
On Sunday and I am going to use up what's left in a stir fry tonight.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

This is good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

What flavour?
Was it Frey Bentos?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Fack orf.
Borough Market hand-made number, it was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Did you eat all the pies?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

No, Al beat me to it.
There was only one left in the entire world.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I had tasty tasty Borough Market bacon.
I am having it for dinner again tonight. There was a LOT.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

What kind of bacon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

Richard.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I am not sure, it was a present from the lovely TGB.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ah, POISON bacon.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

It's so delicious I don't care if it's poisoned.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:09, Reply)

I can't help liking pretty ladies.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

She talks about tits and poledancing
duuuurrr
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I wasn't trying to get attention!
You didn't ask a question, so I was just venting.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

I know I was just bullying you.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

TERRIBLE INTERNET BULLY

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

YOUR TEARS VALIDATE MY POSTING

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I'M TOO DEHYDRATED TO CRY.
HA.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:15, Reply)

Talking to me will do that to a girl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

oof

( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

When I hit enter on that I played a fanfare in my head.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

your post makes no sense, so I'm ignoring it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:44, Reply)

This would invalidate 50% of OT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:48, Reply)

And 90% of mine, but still, one should put more effort into a new thread post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

This is Chompy
he wastes all his energies in trying to be nasty to people here.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

That's utter tosh.
All he does is point out idiocy in others.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

His perception of idiocy in others.

( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Agreed
He's got a very low limit when talking about idiocy. Almost all is idiocy for him, apart from what he says himself. Sometimes.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I understand the man perfectly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

#you and me always,#
#AND FOREVER#
(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I hate you again now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

That's why
he's gone down on the rank since last week. He's more selective now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

It was very good
when I was living in Manchester, but I've found out that it's crap down here. Now I have to record the podcasts at home and listen to them one day later on the phone.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:46, Reply)

Lunch is houmous and carrots
I have also found that before my family buggered off to Ireland, my mother bought me some stuff and left it in the back fridge. An Easter egg :) and a pack of Red Bull
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Aren't mums awesome.
And if Rswipe reads this.........dads too.
( girlinthehole, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Indeed
it was a nice surprise especially since I was just foraging for orange juice
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

It's my father's birthday today.
He celebrated by writing some 'Akabussi' type comic fiction and sending it to my brother, this was about 4:30am US time, the nutter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I imagine your dad to look like Nick Nolte

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

He is the spitting image of Leonard Nimoy, apart from the ears.
He was introduced to my mother as 'Spocky'. He also used to lecture in Logic, amusingly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Your dad is cool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

He actually is.
I have a lot of my musical background to thank him for, and (less good) my childish sense of humour and love of debating. And my shitness with money, and my massive snobbery.

Actually, he's a cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:07, Reply)

My Dad is exceedingly sarcastic
and has some excellent ZING comebacks to almost anything you can say to him. He also loves curry and beer
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Mine loves fine dining and used to run a Wine Society.
The bastard has given me unsupportably expensive tastes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

haha!
Mine has given me a love of strong lager and a disdain for shit food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He sounds quite the chap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

He is
The fat, baldy bastard
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

Hoummous and carrots? You are me.
AICMFP
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

after the gastric bypass
but I do love my hoummous. How are you?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

I have discovered a new yum in Sainsburys
picantemole! Basically a cross between guacamole and hummous, with added chipotle chilli
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I tried a white bean dip from Tesco (I know, I know) that was quite good.
Chipotle = excellent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:08, Reply)

I have eaten half with some pitta
and have the other half for tomorrow. It would be nom on a burger I think
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

How would you pronounce Chipotle? Out of interest

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Google says
chip hot lay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:12, Reply)

You see that sounds weird to me
I've always said Chip olt ay
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

Ah yes...but you're a complete fucking spastic, aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:20, Reply)

This is partially true

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I would pronounce it (loudly and in a Bolton accent) thus:
'OI GAR-KON. CAN AH 'AVE SOOM MOARR O' THAT CHIPPY FOOKIN' OTTLE BOLLOCKS OVER HERE QUICK-SMART? COOM ON LAD! AH'VE NOT GOT ALL FOOKIN' DEAH'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

You do have all day, you have no job
and no future
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Good ta
Hanging a wee bit, but I'll live. You?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:03, Reply)

Good thanks
having a revision week at the moment. It's going quite well. You at home for Easter?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Not til tomorrow, and then only for 6 days.
Had to work it round dance. I really should start my revision...
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

I've been working on Cicero's letters
I hate him so much
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

He is a right penis isn't he?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Tell him to write his own fucking letters, the lazy cunt.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Today everything is shit
Fucking stupid cunts in work
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I was told yesterday
that my project has been cancelled, so I have no much to do. But I'm leaving in 10 min, so fine.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

I have had to deal with about 4 complaints for no good reason today
and have also been told we need to write a massive document detailing pretty much every other department in the companies work. Our department's work is already documented. Somewhere in this is sense, though I cannot see it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Why?
Shouldn't each department documment themselves? I say: go home and have a beer! Tomorrow will be a new day.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

This^
Quite why we are expected to put together all the separate depts processes I do not know
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Do a wee-wee on your desk in a kind of 'soggy protest'.

Works for me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

*unzips*
*pisses*
*electrocutes self*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Rise above it
In the knowledge that you are superior in every way.

Works for me.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:50, Reply)

My smugograph is low today
I need a holiday
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:52, Reply)

How soon can you have the next one?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:53, Reply)

Friday!
Yay
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Oh, well
That's just there. I'm sure you can cope with just another 2 days!

Are you going somewhere nice?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:56, Reply)

The AIDS clinic. YOU'RE SO INSENSITIVE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

Yes, we have booked a double session for anal bleaching

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Who - you and me?
That clashes with my helmet-buffing class. I can't make it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:09, Reply)

Its OK, you can go first

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I am off to Centreparcs in Penrith next week!
It is most lovely there and they have squirrels.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I love Penrith
I should go again soon.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

You should do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:01, Reply)

holiday croissant
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Even at it's lowest measure
You are still the Champ!

Now, get back out there and put the fucking stick about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I fucking love you sir!
*cheers up*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:55, Reply)

*slaps manfully on backside*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:02, Reply)

You shouldn't fuck your colleagues.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:58, Reply)

I married one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Oh, carry on then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

cheers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Night, night!
I'm going home now. Have a good evening and don't be too bad with each other.

XXX
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I am enjoying how Frisbee Adam
is uniting /talk and /ot in their joint opinion of him. He's a second Ambassador of Hearts. I am looking forward to the horrendous accident in a French tunnel.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:13, Reply)

A tedious cunt is a tedious cunt in any language

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I like him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:19, Reply)

You're just trying to be difficult
Did you see his meltdown last week?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I missed it.
He seems a little excitable. Perhaps I'm just 'too nice'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

That seems unlikely, you cantankerous old codger

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

That wasn't a meltdown, that was you and al baiting him and him biting a little.
Fair play to the chap; much like Darth and Bobby, he comes back for more regardless of how he comes across, like if any of us were that bothered we'd have fucked off a long time ago.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Ah give us some credit he was getting flustered
Otherwise i'll feel my time was wasted
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Oh, your time wasn't wasted, it was highly amusing.
I'm giving him credit, he puts up a good fight.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

i preferred your old sig

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

I'm sure you did.
Let me have my imaginary giant monster fantasies!
RAWR *stomps all over your shit*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

It's an attempt to fit in
without understanding the principle of not being upset
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Also, I appear to have woefully misjudged Brayndedd.
He's really very funny.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

lunch is leftover chicken with tomato sauce and fettuccine
the only thing I look at with the news is on the search for Hailey Dunn, I search her name every day, last week was the first time there weren't any new articles about her
it made me do an extra large sad

never been on a train
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

Who is Hailey Dunn?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:17, Reply)

A 13 year old girl that's been missing since December.
Her moms boyfriend said she was supposed to go to her dads and then to a friends but she never showed up at either place.

Apparently he's into slasher shit and they've found a ton of child porn on his computers.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Children's obesity is really getting out of hand

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:23, Reply)

leave the internet forever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Couldn't resist
She sounds like our maddie; forever in our hearts belgian sex dungeons
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

i like to think a barren woman took maddie and she has a lovely life on a farm or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

Yep, that's what happned

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:30, Reply)

that's what i figured because anyone that leaves their kids alone in a hotel clearly doesn't give a shit about what happens to them
so
it's a good thing she got picked up by someone so caring
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's bollocks, I know plenty of people who were left in the car with th dog while their parents went to the pub
they all turned out fine, i was often left in hotel rooms, they were just very unlucky/cunning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Right. Think of a male B3tan who's not been on for a bit.

Then blame him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

bert, he's just flown back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:25, Reply)

Bob keeps changing his name.
Maybe he is trying to cover his tracks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Isn't Mistaspackkerman currently 'on his travels'?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

He seems to cover all bases on the 'confused loner' chart

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

he's on the search
for the pearlescent mystery of milky pre-cum
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

I've read it.
I can't unread it.

I hate you.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

and that from someone who lives with your missus!
/prouds
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Just wait until you meet her in July.
Honestly, the stories on here are NOWT.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

One of the first threads I remember
-squeals-
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Did anyone ever have, you know, abit of a chat with him over that particular claim

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

i certainly didn't
it amuses me no end that it is the one thread which horrifies everyone, despite the fact that so much worse gets posted on here daily.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I think it was just the whole TMI thing.
You, luckily, did not have to experience Spak's crotch hanging out of a rather massive hole in his jeans all evening. I'm sure clendrix will gaz you the photo...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Lalalalalalalanotlistening!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Somewhere in America, too.
D'ya think..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

As much as I'd like this not to be true, what with all his precum problems ...

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Well a 13 year old is gonna need more lubing than an adult so that makes no sense...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

gross gross gross!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

This isn't your favourite area for jokes is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Nah, Spak's a pussycat really.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Cat's can definately do that pre cum thing
so I hear
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Bill blatantly

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

*Nods sagely*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Quite a thymely comment, I feel

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:53, Reply)

You would think that you great (rose) Mary.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Meh, it's just that time of the seasoning.

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:01, Reply)

these puns are in mint condition

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm afraid this is what it's cumin to

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

Trains are fucking awesome, I'm not spotter but I like being around them.
Big, powerful, noisy, smelly... it's like I'm with my peoples.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:26, Reply)

we've got a trolley
hope this helps
x
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Never been on a train!
You'll be telling us you have never been on a narrow boat next.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:28, Reply)

too fat

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:29, Reply)

*cries and waddles off to mummy*
I've got a hormonal condition.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:31, Reply)

condition erection that only mother can sooth
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

You knows it.
;)
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

haha fuck off
I don't even know what a narrow boat is
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:32, Reply)

have a fucking guess...

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

If I were to fucking guess I'd reckon that a "narrow boat" would be a canoe

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

This made me desklol
www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=narrow+boat&wrapid=tlif130322751025310&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=937&bih=263
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

yeah I see that
they look positively charming!
I'd like to live in one.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:40, Reply)

They are mainly drivedn by murderers and people with beards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i thought they were gypsy boats :((((

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:43, Reply)

They kind of are.
Gyppoes with beards who do murders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

but not real murders, mystical ones like they're defending their family and such
not actual hunt you down rape/murder
right? *puppy dog eyes*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:47, Reply)

*pats head*
That's right. Nothing at all related to stealing lead of church roofs or children's bicycles from garden sheds. Or eating good Christian children who don't say their prayers.

Hang on, that last one's the Jews. Wrong hate group. Sorry.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:51, Reply)

there was a jewish man in my office this morning arguing about a $5 charge
stereotyping lulz
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:54, Reply)

My boss
walks around his multi-million pound house turning the lights out on his kids whilst they're sat in the room. It's like he's trying to conform to every negative stereotype EVER.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Gypsys are fucking arseholes, the only good thing to do witha gypsy on a boat is to scuttle it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I've known folks that have.
They leak constantly and are fucking tiny but it's nice being able to change your view at will.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

turn around you spaktard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Bonnie Tyler's X-Rated flop followup single

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

POTD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Why thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

Do you have canals in Virginia, about 7 ft wide?
well, a narrow boat just slots in fine.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:34, Reply)

Jordan euphamismlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

Virginia Slims?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Roxy Music lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:42, Reply)

i reckon they would, but around here everyone just wants to go TOOBIN' ON THA RIVER
fuck that
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:46, Reply)

Unless Toobin' can be used with the word sedate,
I doubt if the two are compatible.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:49, Reply)

TOOBIN
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:59, Reply)

that guy with the ball looks like an arsehole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I'm on a bus in Elephant listening to Come On Eileen.
Life can get no lower.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Poor old
Johhny Ray Lamp-ito.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:35, Reply)

it's hard to put into words how much i hate that song

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:36, Reply)

Really? I love it.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:38, Reply)

I detest Kevin Rowland's hideous yelpy voice and faux gyppo styling. Hate it.
'Geno' is a fucking tune though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Hahahahha fucking classic tale.
Slightly ruined by the later claim that they knew all along and left it because they found it funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Worse still,
the hideous yelp and faux-gyppo fuckstick look do seem to be a recurring theme in every wanky hipster indie band the NME masturbates over before proclaiming to be "the next big thing," and who in fact more closely resemble the sonic equivalent of "the next big thing to fall out of my arse the morning after a Tayyab's binge."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

I'd love to see a list of fawning headlines and predictions of greatness
with them set against the reality of these jokers' careers.

My pal's band were that 'Next Big Thing' once. 5-figure advance, signed to a Virgin subsidiary, indie chart Xmas no.1 then......sod all. He's never got over it, bless him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:03, Reply)

The vindictive streak in me would love to see this
The more sympathetic part of me almost feels sorry for the band members* - plucked out of an obscure circuit, playing to their friends at gigs in crappy little venues and suddenly dropped into being pushed by a record company who've decided they sound trendy enough to be worth marketing, fawned over and aggrandised by such shitrags as the NME who build them up to be far more legendary figures than they're capable of being, then eventually having the horrible realisation that nobody's buying their records any more and the label have lost interest...

This is soon tempered by the thought that perhaps it's their own fault for making such ballachingly shit music in the first place.

*_{I won't dignify some of them by calling them "musicians."}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

He was so upset, he chopped someone's head off with a sword.
Except that he didn't.
( thealternativefact, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

It's the fucking dance that goes with it
that I truly loathe
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:39, Reply)

eh? I know not of this dance

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Fucking cockney knees-up dance.
It makes me want to murder.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 16:45, Reply)

it's a sunny day, done lots of marking
and my guinea pigs are eating carrots.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:00, Reply)

What did you call the guinea pigs in the end?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

someone start a new thread ffs

(PsychoChomp, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

no

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:07, Reply)

no
I've done mine for this month.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:08, Reply)

Wet Ham Man would have the balls to post a new thread

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:10, Reply)

DO IT FOR THE HAMMER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

I don't know what either of these things are
but, as Jesus, I probably trump them.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)

Done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 19 Apr 2011, 17:13, Reply)