Nope
He is just bending Shakira over. I heard that Real Madrid no longer play any of her songs now since she started seeing a Barca player
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

True
And they cancelled any gigs she was going to do at the stadium too. Stupid, jealous people.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Spaniards are mental
No offence, gorgeous. It must be fucking rubbish to have spent that much on your team, only to have your bitter rivals be better so effortlessly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

That's not Spaniards
That's Real Madrid people. We are much nicer, better and cleverer.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:30, Reply)

That's alright then
Shag?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

You know the answer to that
find me a TARDIS now.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:41, Reply)

This actually isn't the most difficult thing a girl's ever asked me to do in exchange for access to her pants

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:44, Reply)

Really?
I want to know what other girls have asked you that can be more difficult than a TARDIS.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

"Fuck off and die"
A TARDIS might be difficult to build/obtain but it's got to be more achieveable than post-death shagging
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

Well
I've heard of a woman who still has sex with his dead husband. She might be crazy, though.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Good shout there

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

Sounds like City.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Not at the moment

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:37, Reply)

I thought it was funny

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:26, Reply)

I find it funny too
In fact, I've been laughing and pointing at each Real Madrid fan I've met. Not only they are jealous with Barcelona winning everything, they can't stand one of the rival team having good luck with girls.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 20 Apr 2011, 9:31, Reply)