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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You look better when you're not blurred.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:53, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
polar opposite of me
the blurrier the photo, the hotter i look.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:56, Reply)
Is that because you start vibrating when you absorb heat?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 22:57, Reply)
not quite
i'm just really really ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:01, Reply)
pfft stop with the lies!
Just not true
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Damn right, I'm the ugliest bastard here and I don't like being done out of a job.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:08, Reply)
i'll fight you for it
it'll be like a walrus wrestling a hippo.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:12, Reply)
We've never seen a picture so we can't judge
your status must remain hypothetical
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:13, Reply)
i've seen a pic
i THINK. from an old bash. tall and very slim and wearing a stripey jumper and not actually ugly at all, from what i recall.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
Some bugger apparently got one of me in Manchester, but this could be a lie.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
i won't post the link
but you can blame [insert /talk user] for putting it on [insert webaddress] - google confirms it's still there!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:23, Reply)
I've got less hair, a redder face and about 5 stone more these days.
Hooray for being able to afford regular meals!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:26, Reply)
i share your pain
irregular studenty meals = size 10 jeans. sigh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:32, Reply)
Oh no I was never a student, I really was living just below the breadline.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)
ah
shit, they should have paid you more, that's outrageous.

esp as the breadline gets higher by the day.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:36, Reply)
And especially now it's illegal for employment agencies to dock "jobfinder fees" from already scant wages.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:42, Reply)
Tall, thin and stripey jumper you say....

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:20, Reply)
There's one on my profile, but it's not what I look like every day.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
I've seen a couple of those photos
but your face isn't usually evident. You don't appear ugly though
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:18, Reply)
It's the most flattering portrayal the internet will see, if I have any say in the matter.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:33, Reply)
yeah but until you control the cameras
ALL THE CAMERAS, you might not get any say!

stupid unflattering cameras.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:34, Reply)
I'd also like to lay claim to the title.
At the summer bash, we could have a milk curdling contest.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
fuck off and get in the queue
you're far behind me as well.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:16, Reply)
*Appoints Swipe milk monitor*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:17, Reply)
sadly it's all true... every doomladen syllable!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:15, Reply)
I'm well aware
that me contradicting you is pot calling the kettle black, but I am still right
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:19, Reply)
we'll just have to agree to disagree on each other's assessment of... each other
christ, how confusing
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 23:21, Reply)

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