Mine is often the colour of Wotsits first thing.
I like Wotsits.
(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

as a doctor
I'm contractually obliged to tell you that's a bad thing. However, as a medium-to-heavy wine drinker, I'm here to tell you that it's fine and normal. Well, as long as we don't need our kidneys 30 years down the line.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:20, Reply)

Surely a pint or two of water before bed will sort that out.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Yes, I know, and it does.
I'm merely making the colonel feel better.

In any event, it doesn't help your kidneys much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Just wash the wine down with vodka or gin
That looks like water
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

Mine smells of roast chicken flavour crisps if I've been caning it the night before.
I suspect this is a warning of my imminent demise.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:21, Reply)

You are clucked for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:23, Reply)

I'm afraid this is because
whilst you are in the post-cane unconsiciousness, someone is shoving roast chicken crisps under your foreskin. It's a common problem.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:24, Reply)

A fowl practice

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Stop beak-ering.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I'm only egging you on

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Feather last time, stop it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I'm being a cock
One poultry joke was what started it all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:33, Reply)

t-hen just stop it

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

OK chick

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:34, Reply)

You're pushing your c-luck

(TheColonel, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, Reply)

As a person who knows nothing about medicine
but it's used to sort herself out, I recommend you check your symptons on the internet and automedicate.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, Reply)