I'm off into town to look at more swinging pads
Then later I'm off to a barbecue with much meat and booze.

How are you enjoying your Saturday?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:27, 35 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

With a fair old hangover
sat in my pants watching crap teevee and chatting online. Please, don't make me do anything today.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

It's HOT.
Actually HOT. I like this.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:41, Reply)

my guinea pigs look hungover today
They were clearly over stimulated by a sock filled with hay
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

I'm going to bed now, I'll dream of guinea pig bacon.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:48, Reply)

I only had half a bottle of wine so I'm alright
well, and the four pints in the beer garden. And I had a beer while getting my hair cut (a top idea).
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

*sitting in pants fist bumps*

( Kroney, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 12:10, Reply)

that bump in his pants is not his fist

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

I say!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 14:55, Reply)

Sauce!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:11, Reply)

Are you nicely sozzled?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:16, Reply)

Not yet
I'm listening to the footy - I don't want to start drinking too early, that way leads to cockneck.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:19, Reply)

you can say "no", you know...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I shall remind you of that at 1am tomorrow, or "toomrwo" as you call it

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:14, Reply)

oooh, putting the ouch in touche...
but i meant about having cock down your neck!!!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:55, Reply)

Like you've ever said "no" to that.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:02, Reply)

sometimes i'm unconscious

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:05, Reply)

He's still on the BBC 'Melted Face Man', would you do him??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:11, Reply)

Plus I hope that Al is very happy that the Old Bag he was mocking the other day is NOW DEAD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:12, Reply)

huh, who???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

It's terrible really
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1179194
and
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-13170120
= someone needs to gaz the mods, I mean if that was my mum I wouldn't be very happy over this whole internet mockery
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:29, Reply)

to be fair
if that had been your mum, you'd be about 50.

but yeah, al should hang his head in fat-fingered-keyboard-mashing shame.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:31, Reply)

i'd do him over whigfield

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:24, Reply)

WELL YOU HAVE DONE PISTON
AND THEN HE DUMPED YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:32, Reply)

i'm glad my fragile little heart is fodder for your mockery
however, looking at whigfield and the old lady who died, you do have a definite type... is that why you're so upset, you missed your chance?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:36, Reply)

A'int I a stinker
Stop bein so mean to me, my mum says I'm quite the catch
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:39, Reply)

she's probably right
god knows what i'd catch from you!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:43, Reply)

lesbianism

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:45, Reply)

you shouldn't make me laugh when i'm getting ready to go out. i have dodgy eyeliner now.
anyway don't be so hard on yourself. what, with your... and your... and that...

yeah. ok.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:48, Reply)

:(
Forever alone
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:57, Reply)

oh cheer up
at least YOU didn't get dumped by piston, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:58, Reply)

swinging pads?
Are they adult nappies for people who like to swap partners?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Swinging pads are notebooks that'll sleep with anyone.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 10:57, Reply)

I am having a quiet day to myself
I am making wine bags, drinking cider, baking bread, making home made baked beans and listening to music. The only way that this could be better would be if, oh hang on, this is pretty win. I don't think it can be better, as I am jammy and I've booked next week off work, and I will do a lot of the same sort of things.

Winning I tell you.
(Catomiagi is in with a chance, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Update.
Afternoon session completed.

Wobbly score, 6 out of 10.

Evening session is about to get underway, anything less than a wobble factor of 9 means I've failed.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:38, Reply)

at least it might sterilise the tongue wound

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:46, Reply)