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I am dreading next weekend.
I've promised myself I'm going to get shit sorted.
This weekend has been fab though.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:21,
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Are all of your spare stools lying about higgledy piggledy at the moment?
*Waves*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:23,
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*waves*
eh?
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:29,
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All of your shits need sorting out.
I suggest you grade them, based on how firm they are.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:31,
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Oh Jeff!
Tongue healed yet?
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:32,
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Kinda.
It only bleeds if I eat crisps now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:32,
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What on earth have you done to it?
Did you try to lick a broken window or something?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:34,
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I sent Blousie a photo.
I might have well tried licking a broken window, it wouldn't have been any worse.
Cider was a factor is this particular injury.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:41,
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Envelope paper cut?
Ouch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:41,
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No.
It was a cider fulled slip that resulted in a tooth thru tongue related injury.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:44,
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Oh.
Silly cunt.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:45,
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Yeap.
I'm always doing things like this though.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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Photo?
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:44,
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You assumed it was some sort of joke.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:46,
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I have also decided cider drinking is the way forward for less dreadful hangovers the day after.
Also this FTW. It's nommy.
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=4398
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:49,
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that sounds like doom flavoured doom
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:51,
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They sell that in The Hatchet in Bristol.
It's quite sweet, but if you're looking for something a bit different, it isn't a bad drop.
The trick is to have a mouthful of beer and then sling another shot of Tequila into it. Someone did come up for a name for it in the pub, but I can't remember what it was. Something along the lines of 'Expresso-Depresso' or something,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 18:53,
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I certainly felt the effects after two bottles.
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girlinthehole, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 19:05,
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