viagra has a LOT to answer for
you can stop picturing it now though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:31, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Dirty fuckers had best use Polythene 1000 Gauge sheeting on the bed, that's all I'm sayin

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:36, Reply)

that bed would be a swamp.
it would be like one of those galapagos tortoises mounting a hippo.

in a swamp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Ban pensioners sex NOW
Seriously they should stick to knitting and forgetting to get off at the right bus stop
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:42, Reply)

the only problem with this mandate is...
.... what happens when WE are pensioners. surely we're still going to want lots of sex?

esp if we have alzheimers by then. "ooh, sex with a stranger" "ooooh we've never done THAT before" "god i've never come so hard"... every time like the first time!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46, Reply)

Swimming around in faecal matter on 1000 gauge sheeting will never be appealing
I'll settle for the occasional hand job from 'confused' Doris
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:48, Reply)

find one with parkinsons
and no teeth
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)