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Bank Holiday Discowww.youtube.com/watch?v=fEusjv45hjg
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cy6vuT8E1DQ
Early eighties hip hop is mega. Believe.
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Right back at you Bazza.www.youtube.com/watch?v=pB41vU3ypPU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvw-NxMSL_A
Both from the 80s
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:04,
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my ears are crying(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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What tunes light your (ear wax) candles?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:10,
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I'm struggling to think of something from the 80s that would be good(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:12,
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How about Stan Ridgeway.I'm sure LARPers would love that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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not something I am familiar with(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:14,
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This one. You must have heard it before.www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYxCIr-Byo
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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I think only because you posted it beforeit's a purple link for me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:16,
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Both class. www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2Nc8QhdJl0
These will all sound far greater through an old boombox, remind me to get one when my next loan comes in.
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i'm going to pout herei don't get these youtube things. life's too short to click on everybody's links, surely?
but everyone else seems to love them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:07,
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You should post a link to something you like.Then people will say, 'Swipe! That's fantastic. Can you post some more links like that please, your taste in music is fantastic'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:08,
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because that's what we all say when jeff posts stuff(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:09,
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it's highly unlikelyi love music but my taste is at best mainstream and at worst downright cheesy!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:13,
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Have you tried Whigfield?Mainstream but with that edge that says 'I'm cool and you motherfuckers know it'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:15,
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huhi thought it was an edge that said "50 year old dried up withered old pussy".
silly me...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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She's like 41 or somethingStop pissing on my chips
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:18,
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she's bound to be incontinent by nowso she can piss on your chips if you're into that
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:19,
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I chanced upon an elderly chap that I vaguely knew bemoaning his two weeks absence from his wife who had been taken into hospital on an emergencey basis. He said it was the sex that he missed the most.She's sixteen years his senior and doubly incontinent. :((((((((
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:23,
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viagra has a LOT to answer foryou can stop picturing it now though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:31,
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Dirty fuckers had best use Polythene 1000 Gauge sheeting on the bed, that's all I'm sayin(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:36,
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that bed would be a swamp.it would be like one of those galapagos tortoises mounting a hippo.
in a swamp.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:38,
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Ban pensioners sex NOWSeriously they should stick to knitting and forgetting to get off at the right bus stop
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:42,
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the only problem with this mandate is....... what happens when WE are pensioners. surely we're still going to want lots of sex?
esp if we have alzheimers by then. "ooh, sex with a stranger" "ooooh we've never done THAT before" "god i've never come so hard"... every time like the first time!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46,
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Swimming around in faecal matter on 1000 gauge sheeting will never be appealingI'll settle for the occasional hand job from 'confused' Doris
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:48,
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I can't think of anything that did, bar Joyride.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:22,
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Thanks for mentioning them.no-no, no-no-no-no, no-no-no-no.....
That'll be in my head ALL NIGHT now.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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well i had beer and wine and champagne and a bbq todayWOO YAY
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zulu eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:14,
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Beer and wine and champagne AND a BBQ.Sir,
I do believe that you are a winner of this day.
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I kind of agree.Thanks for the thanks. I'm going to revise for exam of doom tomorrow, have Wednesday off and then Maughan the loss of my social life (ha! ha!)
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:26,
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Why do people keep using the word 'doom' - it's a rubbish word.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:28,
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also, its relativedoom to you might be fuck all to me, and vice versa
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zulu eh?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:30,
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It's a great word.V. descriptive.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:39,
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1000000 times this.
doom is a gloriously expressive term.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:41,
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Oh man I've just remembered we named our hamster 'Doom' at university in our shared houseWe ended up giving him lung cancer from all the smoking of massive drugs in the lounge where he lived. What an amazingly confused life he led.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46,
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The parrot who'd sat on the bar of the Wedlocks pub in Bristol was addicted to nicotine from passive smoking.When the banned smoking in pubs he got really aggressive with everyone.
No idea if this story has a happy ending as they pulled the pub down a couple of years ago.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:49,
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They're always fuckin mardy things anywaypieces of eight my arse
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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oh nowi quite like birds. better than hamsters anyway!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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Perhaps he's drink driving around Wales again(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:13,
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If he ever crashed and died we could set up a facebook page and all thatI'm not on facebook but I'm sure it would be lovely
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:14,
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him, you meanhe has a fiancee called crystal, remember?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17,
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Oh man, lolarious b3ta mentalism(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:20,
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she and bertare good for hours of entertainment. although she has gone a bit nasty these days.
it really bugs me that people turn bert in so quickly, he gets banned before any sort of proper meltdown these days.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23,
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I've said this beforeI'm like cassandra
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:24,
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oh now come onyou're not THAT miserable...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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Bobby is such an inspiration to the youth of todayDoesn't he like totally deal BIG WEED as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17,
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he is pretty open about that, ayeno wonder he keeps changing his name!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:21,
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No, that's because he ******* ****(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:23,
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oh manthat's way too subtle for me.
i mean, there aren't enough words for "fucked his sister".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:24,
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He can run, but the internet knows(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:25,
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the internet knows alli do blame this place sometimes though for warping my perceptions of other people's senses of humour/where their lines are drawn.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:26,
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No, that was Bob in his early days.He got pissed and stoned and drove back to Bristol and was told just how foolish he was by all and sundry.
He won't be doing that again (or if he does, he wont be telling OT)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:17,
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Who knows with Bobby !? Let's go with he still actively does it, the cheeky scamp
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:19,
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why do i feel that you are implying something here...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07,
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I thought the Captain annoyed you?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07,
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hahaha that's a grand name i would feel sorry for it but... hamsters are fucking pointless.
ours was called dennis (after the arsenal player, bergcamp was it, my ex was a massive gooner) and it had a similarly shit existence, including being inadvertently booted across the lounge when in its crappy exercise ball, and being put in a saucepan by my pissed-up flatmate.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:50,
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I never really saw the point in the hamster, he'd either shit on your hand or bite you or both. I shed no tears at his untimely death
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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exactlyAND they sleep during the day when you're awake and make a shit load of racket at night when you're asleep. worst. pet. ever.
and ours used to aim his tiny cock and unfeasibly giant balls so that he could piss through the bars of the cage in a most unpleasant golden shower for anyone sitting near him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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you can get an idea of the shit taste in music everyone else has thoughjust click it, listen for 10 seconds, move on
or if you're me, don't click at all because there's a 98.9% chance I've never heard of it, plus you're used to clicking and listening to 10 seconds of shit, so you know it's likely to be shit anyway
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:49,
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This is allwww.youtube.com/watch?v=8s0Fr01cepo
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:32,
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I was listening to that last week!And this.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlC9SV9ty4k
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:34,
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This was about the same timewww.youtube.com/watch?v=k4onJ7Z2MLI
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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And this REALLY is a classicwww.youtube.com/watch?v=BCSml-3e9RQ
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:44,
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even i could get into thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=TJc7toiyPW8
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:47,
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no, you fuck dogsthen refuse to commit to them
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51,
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remember the mantra: ALL THE SAME.also
THEY MIGHT HAVE FIT MATES.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:00,
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Met his mateshe's definitely the cutest one according to my tastes. Bastard hasn't texted for 48 hours. I can feel myself relenting, I will likely have to text him soon. Sigh.
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that's why i'm on my phone on herebut it's like an itch I can't scratch!
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If you want to text him, text him.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:10,
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argh, but it shouldn't be me that texts first all the timeit feels like pestering and generally being overkeen, plus it's not fair that I should have to do all the legwork.
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yes, but he has the added advantageof me not being able to get him out of my head, whereas I highly doubt I have the same effect on him..
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What I'm saying berk.Is that if you WANT to text him, text him. If you don't want to text him, then don't.
If you can't be arsed chasing him all the time, then don't. But if you want him to know that you want him. Then let him know.
Only you know the answer to that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:15,
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The rules are way too complicated.I'm sure they keep changing as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:19,
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the rules are complicatedand I don't normally take too much notice of them. But I have been incredibly honest, probably overly keen, and.. ooh, he's just texted! Ears must have been burning..
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Have you ever mentioned OT to him?He is probably reading all this and laughing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:26,
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No, he's not an internet geek typethank fuck. It would be a disaster if he read some of my dribblings on here!
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We're curious nowwas it the text you wanted?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:27,
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That isn't a bad start.Considering how your weekend has gone.
Softly Softly, catchee monkey berk. It's all about the monkey*.
*Although you might want to check that with the queen of 'rules' Swipe.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:31,
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it allows me to know he is actually thinking about meand also allows me to have a conversation which I don't feel annoyed that I had to start. so yeah, it's all good.
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What's the difference.I'm a bloke either way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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Them putting "Here are the lyrics incase you need them" in the description section made me do a lol.(, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51, Reply)
it's my first ever "i love horses" link/horse virgin
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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Well you just ruined it :P(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:54,
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Aww 'swipe-pats head-
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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there's always one(and it's usually jeff)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:02,
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*sings*Swipe's the meanest.
She sucks the horses penis...
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:08,
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That's when I was born, think that might have something to do with it?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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If this tune doesn't make you smile and/or dance, then you're a wrong'un. The intro is perfection.www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHxc3e2TJXc
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Hiya BarryI might fall asleep in a minute.
No more magic to share today.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:45,
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Evening.I fell asleep at my aunt's watching Jumanji this afternoon so now I'm wide awake. This is rubbish.
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Jumanji is an awesome film, although it does make me feel a little guilty for perving on Kirsten Dunst later in life...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:57,
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I haven't seen it for a good ten years I reckon.It was that or Princess Mononoke on Film 4 and I just wanted something easy to watch. (Oh yes and I love Kirsten Dundst too, her Wiki picture is mesmerising).
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I think I caught it last year, but I'm not sureI've still not seen Princess Mononoke, I need to rectify that at some point, I've never seen a bad Ghibli film.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:07,
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Last week I realised I was getting old.They were playing 80s on the oldies radio station.
*weeps*
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:46,
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The only music I have in my headis Top Gun's soundtrack
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:50,
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the most unintentionally homoerotic movie of all time!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:51,
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It's got even gayersince the last time I watched it. Everything that Maverick and Iceman say, isn't even an innuendo, it's just blatant invitation
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53,
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Have you seen the directors cut?Instead of the line, 'I feel the need, the need for speed' they say 'I feel the need, the need for Noel's 15" black rubber cock'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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which is ironic, considering that tom cruise is so straight(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:59,
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I think I remember reading an interview with Tony Scottwhere he said basically everything homoerotic in that movie is intentional. All the haircuts and some mannerisms were borrowed outright from gay culture at the time. Or I may have dreamt it, it really wouldn't surprise me.
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ORhe is trying a bit of after-the-event arse covering!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:02,
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and keep your sofa springs under watch as well(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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his Thetan levels are over 9000.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:11,
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It's an amazing filmbut now I'm caught between watching the second half, or watching Tango and Cash which I've only seen once, years go
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:12,
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footloose or gtfoI tried to watch Top Gun, I think I quit after twenty minutes.
Same with Nine and a half weeks.
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:52,
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I've likely posted this before, but I've had this in my head ALL DAYwww.youtube.com/watch?v=nMsZ6wkZWhA
Sorry, I've had to break from the hip hop theme, as there's not much I know of it off the top of my head...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:58,
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They make a fair bit of music like that I supposeBut they're about as chilled out as I tend to listen to, great to relax to.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:59,
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I managed to get this in Crow's and my head for about 3 days.It's fucking brilliant though.
youtu.be/QbsXLDNPvNc
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55,
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You will be singing it for AGES though(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:00,
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i dont care, its brilliantI love stuff like this
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:04,
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Sounds awesome, would have thought the audio quality would be far lower thoughCracking find though!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:01,
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Not mine, I'm afraidIt's been used in a webcomic I read. I wish I'd just stumbled across it...
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:10,
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Goodnight spaz-magic-mongs.Sleep well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 22:32,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=826PTEuHKhE
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 0:03,
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