hahaha that's a grand name
i would feel sorry for it but... hamsters are fucking pointless.

ours was called dennis (after the arsenal player, bergcamp was it, my ex was a massive gooner) and it had a similarly shit existence, including being inadvertently booted across the lounge when in its crappy exercise ball, and being put in a saucepan by my pissed-up flatmate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I never really saw the point in the hamster, he'd either shit on your hand or bite you or both.
I shed no tears at his untimely death
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:53, Reply)

exactly
AND they sleep during the day when you're awake and make a shit load of racket at night when you're asleep. worst. pet. ever.

and ours used to aim his tiny cock and unfeasibly giant balls so that he could piss through the bars of the cage in a most unpleasant golden shower for anyone sitting near him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 21:55, Reply)