I've forgotten how to do work.
I've been sat trying to fill in my timesheet since about 9, and it has taken me this long to remember that I had the day off on Thursday...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:52, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I didn't try and open any files up for 45 minutes after I got into the office
at which point I discovered there must have been a power cut and the external hard drive I use and the other computer which runs the printers wasn't running
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

And my waterproof trousers weren't where I thought they were.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:56, Reply)

I found mine yesterday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:58, Reply)

You are too fast for my aged fingers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Is that a euphamism,
for adult nappies?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 9:59, Reply)