My current problem is I don't live in london,
and either I or my friends have slept with pretty much everyone in Milton Keynes who can string two words together and is within the XKCD age bracket.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

By that I mean my friends.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)

What's the XKCD age bracket?.... half your age plus 7 / double your age minus 7?
I reckon the three of us should go out on the pull, do a "Lads vs girls" night, where we get bladdered on fishbowl cocktails, sing songs about football teams, get into fights... bar crewl. And the girls do whatever they do on a bar crewl... and then we all meet up in a nightclub at the end of it and have competitions "boys vs girls" and all that, see who can down a pint the fastest and all that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

Much as I love you gonz, that sounds fucking shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

True story, that's how I lost my virginaty.
To a girl who was so fat that you couldn't see the straps on her sandals because the flab rolled down.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)

:0

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

There could be a breakdance battle
except everyone's a fucking flid
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

surely that would be a reason
for a breakdance battle
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Excuse me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

people dancing crapply and ineptly
would be more entertaining than people actually doing it well, surely. Plus, more chance of hilarious accidents
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

My pal Aroe broke his neck doing a headspin.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)

It'd be more embarrassing than Pistons stand up video
Shock sites would spring up overnight portraying the terrible results
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I would give all my worldly possessions to witness a B3ta b-boy battle.
I cannot stop laughing at this idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Fat people rolling aimlessly around on the floor
How could you score that??
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Last one to have an Asthma attack.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Oh great, I don't think I would get more than £5 if I sold your 'I heart jawkwind' shirt that has been warn every day since 1978.
I can learn big fish little fish of it would get me a night with your misses though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Can you break, Monts?
We'll need a referee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Right, let's make it happen
I'm throwing down. Oh yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

I fucking love breaking.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Fucking difficult, isn't it
Which is to say that I've given it a go and am far from capable, but would be well up for another tilt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)