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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This thread is all about you.
Tell me about yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:09, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Oh gawd cue emoness

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
You have no problems whiffling on about your un-requited love for Whigfield.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I sent her some used pants through the post today

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Nice of you to wear them in for her.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
a thong?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Yup
She'll get all frothy when they arrive
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
frothing at the clopper?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
You'd swear that she'd thrown a pack of Alka-Seltzer's up there

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Mentos and diet coke.
I know the sensation well.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
LOOK WHIGFIELD IF YOU'RE READING THIS, AND I KNOW THAT YOU PROBABLY ARE I'M FREE THIS THURSDAY

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
IM ALSO FREE ON THURSDAY
but I don't fancy you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
GEROFF SHE'S MINE

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
You can have her dude
honestly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)
Innit. No top lip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I didn't know Chompy's name was 'Geoff'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
She only does Saturday nights, man.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Thrush does that to you, I believe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
No but Canesten pessaries do.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
IM LONELY AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY INNER BEAUTY WHY CANT THEY JUST LOVE ME FOR MEEEEEeeeeee
*sob*
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I'm so fat I can't get out the front door anymore
Inside I'm so beautiful, why can nobody see this
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Well apart from nobody wanting to come round bar the district nurse team and my social worker as the place stinks like shit

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Hahahah
Excellent call re Roxanne Shante earlier by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Yeah she came up on a random play over the weekend and I ain't heard her in a long time I really rate her

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I'd really rape her too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I think I'm done now,
I can't get into the emotistic mindset as well as I used to.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
What I don't get right, yeah', me and you and rory are single, yeah', but Vipros and Al and DG have chicks.
It's all toppsy-tervy.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
It certainly isn't fair, Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I just don't get it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
And monty of all people, look at him, just look at him. Now look at me, and back to him. If you could tell someone's relationship status just by looks, you'd be wrong on this one.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
You'll find a nice jewish girl.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Yeah but he'll need to be over 40 and independently wealthy to get a decent young one.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
My current problem is I don't live in london,
and either I or my friends have slept with pretty much everyone in Milton Keynes who can string two words together and is within the XKCD age bracket.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
By that I mean my friends.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
What's the XKCD age bracket?.... half your age plus 7 / double your age minus 7?
I reckon the three of us should go out on the pull, do a "Lads vs girls" night, where we get bladdered on fishbowl cocktails, sing songs about football teams, get into fights... bar crewl. And the girls do whatever they do on a bar crewl... and then we all meet up in a nightclub at the end of it and have competitions "boys vs girls" and all that, see who can down a pint the fastest and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Much as I love you gonz, that sounds fucking shit.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)
True story, that's how I lost my virginaty.
To a girl who was so fat that you couldn't see the straps on her sandals because the flab rolled down.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:24, Reply)
:0

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
There could be a breakdance battle
except everyone's a fucking flid
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
surely that would be a reason
for a breakdance battle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Excuse me?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
people dancing crapply and ineptly
would be more entertaining than people actually doing it well, surely. Plus, more chance of hilarious accidents
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
My pal Aroe broke his neck doing a headspin.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
It'd be more embarrassing than Pistons stand up video
Shock sites would spring up overnight portraying the terrible results
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I would give all my worldly possessions to witness a B3ta b-boy battle.
I cannot stop laughing at this idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Fat people rolling aimlessly around on the floor
How could you score that??
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Last one to have an Asthma attack.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Oh great, I don't think I would get more than £5 if I sold your 'I heart jawkwind' shirt that has been warn every day since 1978.
I can learn big fish little fish of it would get me a night with your misses though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Can you break, Monts?
We'll need a referee
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)
I can.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Right, let's make it happen
I'm throwing down. Oh yes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I fucking love breaking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)
Fucking difficult, isn't it
Which is to say that I've given it a go and am far from capable, but would be well up for another tilt.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)
I'm all covered in dust here on this shelf

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
My shelf is so high there is no dust due to lack of atmosphere.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Forever alone

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Well not forever because I'll be dead soon.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Are you on those sites looking for a suicide partner?
BGB SEEK HELP
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I'm going out slowly and disgracefully.
Loud, proud and incontinant.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Use 1000 gauge sheeting

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)
I'll take that on board Rory.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Try being someone else.
It might work better for you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
my toe has taken less time to stop hurting today than yesterday
this is good news
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
This pleases me.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
awww thanks
in other good news, I finally got Tool's album Undertow.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Good work there
It's only been available for about 17 years
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
heterosexuality has been around since the beginning of complex life
and yet you haven't availed yourself of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
*something ill-advised about Tool being better than heterosexuality*
If I was still scoring you would do very well for this one
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
And it's a superb comeback from the Toe-Man.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
It's all about the 'toes' today.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Today I am wearing black jeans
and a Sisters of Mercy 'Utterly Bastard Groovy' t-shirt.

I will also be getting the washing in and taking some cardboard to the tip later.

Rock 'n' roll, that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:10, Reply)
I like asian men.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I like Japanese men.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I like Japanese women.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Yes but I like tall Japanese men.
Much harder to find.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Like hen's teeth or rocking-horse shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)
this as well
I'd like to procreate with a tall handsome Japanese man, but I don't think I've ever met one.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Are you sure they exist?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I saw one once on the TV many years ago.
He might be dead by now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Toshiro Mifune?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Nah! wasn't him.
This guy was better looking.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
it's not like I'm saying I want to touch a unicorn.
there are probably some in DC.
Ken Watanabe is gorgeous. DC might have a lookalike.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Uniporn

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I deny being a hippy
but I am wearing a skirt I made and spent the morning sewing clothes and doing some art thing where I machine embroidered over a photo (it was a bit crap)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:12, Reply)
You're mixing up 'seamstress' with 'hippy' here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
no, because then I'd have done a good job of it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Hi! My name is Monty.
What kinds of things would you like to know?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:13, Reply)
What makes you tick?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
the bomb he swallowed
when trying to eat Peter Pan
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
His clockwork pacemaker

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I don't fucking tick.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Tourettes

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
^ Best reply

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:22, Reply)
Tell us the one about that thing you don't like.
You haven't done that one for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I cannot think of a single thing I don't like. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Go on, try.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Nope, sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
Er... hello?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Hi!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)
What's the worst place you've ever been?
I call Derbyshire
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Southampton.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Never been
What's so bad about it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)
The people are fucking horrific.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
That is quite the barrier to be overcome
One of Bradford's only redeeming features is that the people are generally very friendly, when they're not stabbing each other racially.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)
so is the place

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)
According to the results of the better half's latest impromptu tidying spree, I own 25 pairs of shoes
I am fucking gobsmacked by this. She didn't even count dance shoes, of which I have about six pairs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:14, Reply)
are you a centipede?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:15, Reply)
ASS TO MOUTH!!!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:16, Reply)
*bites a mule*

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:17, Reply)
everytime i see things i think "OMFG BGB GOES ASS TO MOUTH!"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:18, Reply)
I think that whatever she posts

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I think that whenever I see her doing ASS TO MOUTH

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)
I try not to think about it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Only because she likes to use your ass and your mouth.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
any things?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
haha I was totally in a hurry
I meant to say THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I was fully expecting to be accused of being a woman
So thank you for the surprise
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:19, Reply)
I like to try and keep things fresh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Each to their own
I find that allowing cream to turn saves me money on sour cream.

How the devil are you anwyay?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
still on holiday!
really should do more constructive things.

you have a good easter weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Yeah very nice thank you
Surprised myself by doing housework and gardening, plus going running every day, without at any point whinging like a bitch. God knows what that's about.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I'm a bit chilly, thanks.
Trust the weather to be shit when I had planned Pimms in the park.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Make Winter Pimm's with warmed apple juice and stick it in a Thermos flask.
Wrap up warm though, won't you? You know how your mother and I worry...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Seriously, pretending you're her father (even though you're old enough to be)
is really fucking creepy.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
It really is when you think how many times I've done her up the Khyber.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I heard she made you put on a tweed jacket with leather elbow patches.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
"It's really creepy, you're not meant to fancy your mother"

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I keep seeing snatches of sun but then they go :(

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Hur hur
you said snatch.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)
I like snatches.

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Some of them can be overly messy

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Tidy snatches ftw.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I think I may be a bit balanced.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Unbalanced FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Nah man, I've been all over the fucking place since January.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Me, not you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Oh yeah, ok, that's cool, each to their own and that.
I'm considerably better now than I was, which I think is pretty darn tootin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Hooray!
And I love the phrase darn tootin : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Awww man, the friends I was supposed to be meeting tonight, but didn't really want to as I've got important shit to get done
have cancelled on me. Why would they do that?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:23, Reply)
because you are a cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Wanna go Brooks Diner instead?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Nah, busy and stuff
also me and your flat mate sorted out a date for that middle of may and I rearranged my management meeting to make it fit so you better be there too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Sweet, I think me and your BFF has done the same for that timeish.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Yeah, she was there when we organised it
so it'll be the four of us. And possibly her (sort of) boyfriend. And possibly my wife.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Aces of Bases

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
They realised they shouldn't invite you round to dinner
while there's a recession on.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)
Nah, one's got a violent stomach bug, the other probably forgot that today was the first day back teaching

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:27, Reply)
You seemed to have missed the bit when I implied you were fat.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)
i think you know it all already
goes out too much, spends too much, talks too much, eats and drinks too much, has truly shit-appalling taste in men...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Well hello

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)
HAHA
i said shit taste in men.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Damn
You lawyers and your attention to detail
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Just for you.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QML71sBu1E&playnext=1&list=PLDA8E7CA326DC2545

Very safe.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:39, Reply)
STOP THE PRESSES
Best news EVAH

www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/apr/25/girls-aloud-to-reunite-anniversary
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)
i thought they didn't split, that they were just taking a break but then nadine split from the group to go solo
but she sucked
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Technically they didn't split
But as long as Cheryl was doing so well there was no way they were getting back together for another album.

Nadine's bound to push for a reunion, she did most of the legwork and earned more money than the others
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)
really? i didn't know that
my my, DF
you must have a little bit of sugar running in your veins
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)
I'm hardly likely to admit to it in this forum though am I
Eurgh, my workmates are discussing the merits of peanut butter. I feel physically sick.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Peanut butter is awesome.
CRUNCHY peanut butter and banana sandwiches ftmfw
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:33, Reply)
You are so, so gay.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)
dude...
I know you have a missus and shit but fucking hell, this is so barrymore even I am thinking you are a pole hound
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:29, Reply)

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