don't pretend like you don't know
being included as an afterthought is almost as bad as not being included at all.

I'm going to get my own island, with blackjack, and hookers. Actually, forget the island.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's a whole lotta treading water.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

well initially i wasn't going to have married men, you see
/dodges bullet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

you're dead to me.
a good while dead, so you smell pretty bad
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Nah, that's just her minge

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

do you mind
that's jo malone's "red roses".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's your minge.
Unless Jo Malone invented a perfume that smelt like a small pony had got stuck in a foul sewer and died and blocked the sewer and then three weeks later the sewer burst and they had to clear it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

that is almost poetic
in its inaccuracy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)