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BENTO BOX !!!!!! ^^ - Oh god, I <3 Farringdon..... what lunch are you eating? (seeing as no one said really in the last thread).
If you were in charge of America, what would you do differently?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:09, 90 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'd let Kristine come and visit us more often

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I'd quite like to meet her, guarntied, innit.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)

i'd have to bring you all mini gifts from fatty land

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

They'd be mini gifts to you
but in our half starved little backwater, they would be like manna from heaven.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:28, Reply)

haha what evs

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You'd be all "Here's some saltwater tafyy I had left over from the flight"
and we'd be all like "Elect her as Queen!!!!"
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:31, Reply)

saltwater taffy is shit

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Is it salty?

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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:39, Reply)

QI tells me that it is called that because there was a taffy shop that got flooded by the sea
and the guy then sold his stock as saltwater taffy. The name stuck but there is no saltwater involved.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

not really
just not much flavor to it
like those candies where they could be any color or shape but it still tastes like bland crap
plus it gets all stuck in your teeth
and they only sell it at the ocean
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

we dont' have an ocean
so our sweeties are different
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:42, Reply)

you do!

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Yeah, but we make sticks of Rock that have "Brighton Beach" running all the way through them
and then we have fish and chips and it's all ace. But you have clam chowder and that's also pretty ace. But overall I think our chocolate and sweets are better than your. Only I had Milk Duds the other day and they were well tasty, so now I'm not sure again.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

American chocolate is fucking weird.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

and by weird
you mean shit
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i had some green and blacks chocolate once
didn't seem that different
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

green and blacks is overrated
and is now owned by Nestlé or someone

edit: owned by Kraft
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:56, Reply)

alright fine
what's the best chocolate to have?
i only like dark chocolate
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Lindt do some realy nice dark chocolate, either plain, or with orange or mint or coffee.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I think I've had their chili chocolate
was lovely
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:31, Reply)

I don't know.
I'm not a massive chocolate eater.

I wasn't saying Green and Black's isn't any good, just that it's not as special as people make out.

I like Ritter Sport stuff best probably but that's because I like chocolate with hazelnts in, and they stuff as many in as they can.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Godiva or Charbonnel et Walker.
(that said I don't really like chocolate at all)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

But you also don't like politics
but that's never stopped you weighing in with your misguided opinions.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:12, Reply)

A chronic dislike of something and chronic ignorance of something are not the same thing.
For example, I am not chronically ignorant of you. DO YOU SEE?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Kinder.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

chocolate is for girls
men can like it, but that obsessive "nothing else will do" obsession is for women.

also - hotel chocolat. even their massive ostrich eggs are now reduced to £30. if only i hadn't given up chocolate FOREVER.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Blokes who are obsessed with sweet food (apart from Gonz) are gay.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

They tried to recruit me.
Bet you wish they'd succeeded, eh?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:19, Reply)

yeah
that would have been good...... you could have come to me for all your leasehold queries...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:22, Reply)

have you tried the Gu ganache things?
shots of chocolate basically. they are pretty awesome.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:30, Reply)

zero bars are quite nice and now hersheys has this amazing chocolate bar that is dark chocolate and has blueberrys and chopped almonds and it's lush
also there's ghirardelli which has the ultimate delicious dark chocolate and when i eat it my brain screams FUCK YES LIFE IS AWESOME
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I went to the ghiradelli shop in San Francisco and you could watch the chocolate being ground up and cooked
and it was all so lush.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

did you have the one I'm talking about?
it's called intense dark twilight delight
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I can't remember now
we bought a selection box with lots of different flavours in it
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I would almost send you a stick if i weren't afraid it would melt
it's so oh oh oh delicious
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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

I'm doing a real sadface at the thought of missing out.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:59, Reply)

gaz us your address and i'll send you a block

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:24, Reply)

...

(PsychoChomp, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

there there
it's ok.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:46, Reply)

You farted in Farrigdon AGAIN?
I would offer me citizenship immediately. And expel all the Mexicans who couldn't cook.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Pizza parties for everyone on thursdays.

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:26, Reply)

I'd make homosexuality compulsary.

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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:32, Reply)

I'd totally rebel against your totalitarian dictatorship
and have massive naked protests where men get to nuzzle womens boobies in public.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Nothing wrong with nuzzling boobies.whatever your sexual proclivities.

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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Yeah but I after that I want to get my knob wet.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Up a man's bum.

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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

No
It's only for ladies bottoms and front bottoms.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Well as you're not American you have nothing to worry about.

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girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'd stop fannying around and invade Iran.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:37, Reply)

i had the vegetable rice bowl from itsu
amazing. i would make it give me hawaii so that i could live there with a group of favourite people.

hmmm, which b3tans would that include? amberl... lampito... monty... rakky... labs... noel... gonz... al... vippers... BGB...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:40, Reply)

NAME-CHECKED IN A SWIPEY SUBTHREAD

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)

cough bitch cough

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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I hate you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:50, Reply)

what?? why?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Okay I forgive you now.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

don't pretend like you don't know
being included as an afterthought is almost as bad as not being included at all.

I'm going to get my own island, with blackjack, and hookers. Actually, forget the island.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:52, Reply)

That's a whole lotta treading water.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

well initially i wasn't going to have married men, you see
/dodges bullet
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:53, Reply)

you're dead to me.
a good while dead, so you smell pretty bad
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Nah, that's just her minge

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:57, Reply)

do you mind
that's jo malone's "red roses".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:58, Reply)

I'm pretty sure it's your minge.
Unless Jo Malone invented a perfume that smelt like a small pony had got stuck in a foul sewer and died and blocked the sewer and then three weeks later the sewer burst and they had to clear it up.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:00, Reply)

that is almost poetic
in its inaccuracy
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:16, Reply)

I don't know. I need suggestions. Also, food
alt. I'd probably have more parties than I do now and let someone else do the actual governing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Oblivion is the worst game ever. What a waste of a fiver.
I would scrap american football and make them play real football.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Really? Have you played Fallout 3?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:07, Reply)

how confusing is that?

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:08, Reply)

What?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:09, Reply)

for a moment it looke like bobby was talking to himself

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

not uncommon.
*Waves* hello matey
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

hello!
wait...does that make me novelty bubble bath, now?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:14, Reply)

shit I forgot they ever existed.
Good bank holiday?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

yeah, loved it. This is like all the worst bits of that with appalling graphics and a gay
levelling system.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

Dammit
I've got you confused with Bartleby again. I enjoyed Morrowind and heard Oblivion was meant to be a lot better, but Fallout 3 was the next step on so I don't think I'd ever go back to playing Oblivion. Unless I can get it on Steam for a couple of quid.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:11, Reply)

It's utter bollocks, although the trailer for the next one looks good.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I got Audiosurf gifted to me on Steam.
I like it a lot.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

I quite liked it, the difficulty curve is spot on and some of the later monsters are badass.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:10, Reply)

it's ugly, annoying and shite.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:13, Reply)

So's your face.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:15, Reply)

lies

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Two out of three ain't bad.

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:17, Reply)

which one do you think he isn't
?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:20, Reply)

Don't make me choose :(

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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:21, Reply)

irl lol

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Lisette von Falcon, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:32, Reply)

I'd make Disney build a theme park in Norwich
and rearrange the flag so that the stars spelt out "GOD LOVES FAGS"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I cannot condonne
your love of smoking
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Right, I'm confused

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 14:48, Reply)

I'd introduce
'U' into their alphabet, and make them spell 'Z' as 'S'.
(dchurch bah, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 12:49, Reply)

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