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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Fly away with your bingo wings then
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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15 years ago)
oh fucking hell
i'm going to have to go to the gym if you keep that up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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I sacked it off today, all my gym buddies must really be missing me
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:31,
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i am sure the hot girls on reception missed you
the sweaty men were probably just glad of less competition
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:32,
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They're trained to be sickly sweet to the members, I know it's early days but I'm quite sure they're not after a trip back to Rory Towers
They just don't know what they're missing out on
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:34,
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the ones at my gym are always a bit orange anyway
so what are they missing out on?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:37,
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I sometimes don't need a penis pump to get it to twelve inches
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:38,
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"it" being your fleshlight??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:42,
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No, and well you know it
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:46,
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sorry, wrong terminology
"sybian", did you call it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 20:48,
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