I did 5000m on the rowing machine the other day
23 minutes of pure boredom
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:00, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

i don't mind the rowing machine
but it hurts one of my knees, which puts me off it.

why don't you get one of the hot orange receptionists to stand at the other end and entice you to row towards her?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:02, Reply)

If carrots were receptionists

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:07, Reply)

not thin enough
or orange enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:17, Reply)

It's difficult to find pictures of fat orange donkeys.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:29, Reply)

i'll text you one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:30, Reply)

Go on then.
*expects nothing*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I like the rowing machine.
I pretend I'm rowing down the thames with the sun shining.
( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:04, Reply)

Wouldn't it be more exciting if you were one of the galley rowers in Ben Hur?
Drowning shackled to your seat
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:16, Reply)

Erm..............................................nope.

( girlinthehole, Tue 26 Apr 2011, 21:21, Reply)