Buenas Dias chica
It's funny you should say that, because last night I dreamed I was re-drafting a book I had written, and I was telling myself I really should write something every day to keep my hand in.

Maybe the Muse of writing was visiting all her lost children last night.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:24, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Won't your hand start to smell after a few days?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:28, Reply)

Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwww
*click*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Screw you, Monty
SYWD
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:30, Reply)

Oh god it's got an acronym already

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:35, Reply)

what's it stand for?
I suspect it's Screw You With ....something?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Screw you with darth's

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

Haven't told Ms Foxtrot about this one
You're unpopular enough in our house as it is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Me?
what the fuck have I done?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot takes badly to the implication that she has poor taste in men
However often she hears it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:47, Reply)

how about the insinuation that she is a fag-hag?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:50, Reply)

She deals with that one better
As it doesn't suggest I'm a minger
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:51, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

She did find Disasterprone's comment
that she was "lovely enough to have turned a gay, as appears to have happened here" rather amusing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:55, Reply)

would she be happier if I said you were quite the catch?
Cos, let's face it, you're just a smouldering hunk of man...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:52, Reply)

Your sincerity is overwhelming

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:54, Reply)

so is your manliness
Though, I assume you've seen my fb photos, so you know what mr b3th looks like. I have absolutely no business criticising anyone else on their taste in men.

Except you, obviously. Bumder.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I didn't bring that up with Ms Foxtrot
I am obviously a fervent believer that love is blind. She doesn't even like me raising the obvious point that I am punching well above my weight so anyone else gets very short shrift
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 11:01, Reply)

'Like a turd in a swimmin' pool'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Darth's
B3th has opted to use my penis as a term of abuse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:39, Reply)

"There is more to be learned up a cow's arse,
than any vetinary textbook". James Herriott.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:31, Reply)

cow's arse
the kindle of the natural world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:32, Reply)